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Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:01 am
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:01 am
Check in if your Head Coach, as a player, suited-up and set records against your in-state rival.

1996 - Sarkisian as a QB in 41-37 victory versus #13 Aggies: 33 of 44 passing, 536 yards, 6 TDs

Sarks's Aggie Records:
- Most Passing Yards by an Aggie Opponent
- Threw for more yards against ATM than any Ag QB has thrown in any game

“They figured out how to attack us,” said A&M linebacker Dat Nguyen.

Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
5658 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:04 am to
He won't play this year. Don't matter.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
27823 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:04 am to
Sark is a skank.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
8965 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:06 am to
Check in if your HC is in a scandal for cheating on his wife with an 18-year-old, whose a players sister
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:07 am to
Check in if you named your stadium after a guy who was not only born in the state from your BIGGEST rival, but was also an All-American player from your BIGGEST rival.

*Should be a short list
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:08 am to
Check in if your stadium is named Gaylord.
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:09 am to
Back off, FOCKER!
Posted by ElChupacabra
Member since Jun 2023
487 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Check in if your HC is in a scandal for cheating on his wife with an 18-year-old, whose a players sister


Check in if your HC killed a kid.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7438 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Check in if your HC killed a kid



Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
1960 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:27 am to
Now he holds the SEC record for biggest impotent cuck head coach.

I’d be reliving my glory days too if my wife had just left me and I couldn’t handle drinking.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
5658 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Check in if your stadium is named Gaylord.
This is pretty funny.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
5658 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 11:31 am to
Oklahoma vs Texas vs Nebraska, were some of the best games on tv in the 70's.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
8965 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Check in if your HC killed a kid.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
22605 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Check in if your HC killed a kid.


Checking in. I mean he didn’t purposely, intentionally or directly kill him, but frick it.

Checking in bc your head coach purposely, intentionally and directly fricks kids tho




Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5247 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 1:12 pm to
Check in if your head coach cant handle his booze
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Checking in bc your head coach purposely, intentionally and directly fricks kids tho



what are you talking about
Posted by Sp0728
Your head
Member since Aug 2018
2008 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 1:47 pm to
Same HC that banged his players baby sister ?
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1596 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 2:26 pm to
Now do one for coaches that haven’t been cucked by one or more of their current players.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
4894 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Oklahoma vs Texas vs Nebraska, were some of the best games on tv in the 70's.
I would have loved to see 3 teams tangle on the same field. I guess things were different back in the 70's.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2816 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Check in if you named your stadium after a guy who was not only born in the state from your BIGGEST rival, but was also an All-American player from your BIGGEST rival.


DKR went 12-7 versus OU, including 8 game winning streak, destroying his alma mater en route to 3 natties.

So thank you for babysitting him for 4 years just to see him flourish at an institution that brought him football immortality.

He wore burnt orange 50 time more than crimson butt cream.
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