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Bert should retire from coaching
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:52 pm
Studies show that eating more and weight gain in men may be linked to stress, specifically chronic stress.
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Let's look at the chronic stresses mentioned in this study and how they apply.
aTm is next up on the schedule
He's fat.
Being eternally bloated cannot be easy
Unranked through week 4
Clearly unconcerned with his increasingly robust waist size.
Conference wins want nothing to do with him.
It seems that his coaching career is extremely harmful to his health and it will only continue to degrade and a change in careers is the only way to decrease the stress that is causing his obesity. Health comes first above all. Maybe he should just buy a few Golden Corrals and let the money come in as he sits back and enjoys some fried chicken dipped under the chocolate fountain.
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Chronic life stress seems to be associated with a greater preference for energy- and nutrient-dense foods, namely those that are high in sugar and fat. Evidence from longitudinal studies suggests that chronic life stress may be causally linked to weight gain, with a greater effect seen in men.
Let's look at the chronic stresses mentioned in this study and how they apply.
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Stressors can be short term (acute stress) or occur on a daily basis (chronic stress).
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Anxiety, depression, uneasiness, anger, apathy, and alienation are emotions that commonly accompany chronic stress
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Anxiety
aTm is next up on the schedule
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depression
He's fat.
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uneasiness
Being eternally bloated cannot be easy
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anger
Unranked through week 4
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apathy
Clearly unconcerned with his increasingly robust waist size.
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alienation
Conference wins want nothing to do with him.
It seems that his coaching career is extremely harmful to his health and it will only continue to degrade and a change in careers is the only way to decrease the stress that is causing his obesity. Health comes first above all. Maybe he should just buy a few Golden Corrals and let the money come in as he sits back and enjoys some fried chicken dipped under the chocolate fountain.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:54 pm to ColoradoAg03
Yeah...but what about this? Has to reduce stress.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:55 pm to ColoradoAg03
This is only funny in your head.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:55 pm to ColoradoAg03
it's a good thing he's losing weight then.
all's great in bert's world.
all's great in bert's world.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:56 pm to ColoradoAg03
You wouldn't even get a participation ribbon at the Special Olympics with this shite.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:10 pm to TheJones
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:14 pm to ColoradoAg03
Apparently there's also a study that shows that fat men last longer in bed so at least he has that going for him.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:14 pm to ColoradoAg03
Bertholomew is corpulent
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:18 pm to ColoradoAg03
You're ROI on this particular thread is abysmal at best. Go back and try again.
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