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re: Bert or Brett? Can I get a ruling?

Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by escatawpabuckeye
Member since Jan 2013
956 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:15 pm to
Bert.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2993 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:26 pm to
Berrrrrrrt



Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10566 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:36 pm to
You use Bert when taking a dig, and Brett when speaking in admiration. It's kind of like brah vs. bro. "Bert is fat" = "Brah, not cool".. "Brett is a good coach" = "Damn bro, nice post".
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:43 pm to
Ber

He ate the "t"
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32996 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:44 pm to
Neon Bert

Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2077 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:48 pm to
It's BERT


Always in ALL CAPS too. Cause he's fat.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:50 pm to
Bert
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:55 pm to
I'm sticking with Bert.
Posted by Sig
dallas
Member since Oct 2010
2035 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:40 pm to
bert beat bulimia.. print the shirts.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

You use Bert when taking a dig, and Brett when speaking in admiration. It's kind of like brah vs. bro. "Bert is fat" = "Brah, not cool".. "Brett is a good coach" = "Damn bro, nice post".


What the frick did you eat tonight? Some peyote?
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10566 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

What the frick did you eat tonight? Some peyote?


Close enough.. 5 Monkeynaut IPAs.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18049 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:11 pm to
Coach B for me
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:12 pm to
quote:




What the frick did you eat tonight?


Probably less than Bert.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:16 pm to
Five? What happened to the sixth one?
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10566 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Five? What happened to the sixth one?


Every man needs boundaries.

It will rest in the fridge until my next early weekday where the wife isn't home to bug the shite out of me.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Every man needs boundaries.


Your five beer buzz clairvoyance is amazing.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10566 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:29 pm to
There's a fine line with IPAs between feeling ok in the morning and hungover. If you've never downed 6 Monkeynauts, keep it that way. I'll probably already be paying for it in the morning. They're tough on the stomach.
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 10:04 pm to
It's "Bert" anywhere in the continental United States except to his face, then it's Bret.


That's coming directly from Bert.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 10:06 pm to
It's Bert. Pawl said so.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:50 am to
Personally I am not a huge IPA fan so I will take your word for it.
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