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re: Bert or Brett? Can I get a ruling?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:15 pm to RebelBearShark
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:15 pm to RebelBearShark
Bert.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:36 pm to justausedcarguy
You use Bert when taking a dig, and Brett when speaking in admiration. It's kind of like brah vs. bro. "Bert is fat" = "Brah, not cool".. "Brett is a good coach" = "Damn bro, nice post".
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:48 pm to justausedcarguy
It's BERT
Always in ALL CAPS too. Cause he's fat.
Always in ALL CAPS too. Cause he's fat.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:40 pm to justausedcarguy
bert beat bulimia.. print the shirts.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:08 pm to AUbagman
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You use Bert when taking a dig, and Brett when speaking in admiration. It's kind of like brah vs. bro. "Bert is fat" = "Brah, not cool".. "Brett is a good coach" = "Damn bro, nice post".
What the frick did you eat tonight? Some peyote?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:11 pm to cardboardboxer
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What the frick did you eat tonight? Some peyote?
Close enough.. 5 Monkeynaut IPAs.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:12 pm to cardboardboxer
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What the frick did you eat tonight?
Probably less than Bert.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:16 pm to AUbagman
Five? What happened to the sixth one?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:21 pm to cardboardboxer
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Five? What happened to the sixth one?
Every man needs boundaries.
It will rest in the fridge until my next early weekday where the wife isn't home to bug the shite out of me.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:24 pm to AUbagman
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Every man needs boundaries.
Your five beer buzz clairvoyance is amazing.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:29 pm to cardboardboxer
There's a fine line with IPAs between feeling ok in the morning and hungover. If you've never downed 6 Monkeynauts, keep it that way. I'll probably already be paying for it in the morning. They're tough on the stomach.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 10:04 pm to AUbagman
It's "Bert" anywhere in the continental United States except to his face, then it's Bret.
That's coming directly from Bert.
That's coming directly from Bert.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 10:06 pm to justausedcarguy
It's Bert. Pawl said so.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 7:50 am to AUbagman
Personally I am not a huge IPA fan so I will take your word for it.
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