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re: Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)

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Posted by rooster108bm
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Posted by Tigah32
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 6:08 pm to
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Latarian
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would you frick wit dis?
Did not know that razorbacks carry grenades and star wars guns.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 6:10 pm to
Don't forget the freakin lasers on their freaking heads.
Posted by LSU GrandDad
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 6:35 pm to
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clearly AU wins - I mean for Fricks sake we have an Eagle, a tiger and some Plainsmen.




may be the first time i ever agreed with an auburn fan.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 7:45 pm to
Okay, I'm sorry, but a fricking eagle>>>>>a rooster. I know it's rooster used to fighting, but let that eagle dive and it's game over for the chicken.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 7:49 pm to
An Eagle would a$$ rape a Gamecock, no lube.
Posted by BASCTiger
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 7:52 pm to
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Battle Royale of SEC mascots
clearly AU wins - I mean for Fricks sake we have an Eagle, a tiger and some Plainsmen, Hard fightin' soljas


Fixed
Posted by gatorprincess815
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 8:11 pm to
This thread
Posted by Crockett
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 9:08 pm to
how about Davy Freaking Crockett?
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 9:30 pm to
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Tusk is kept on a farm in Dardenelle, hometown and current residence of none other than John Daly.



a liquored up Daly would probably put up a better fight than Tusk
Posted by Boarford T Justice
I didn't agree, but taking one^^^^^
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 11:36 pm to
This thread is
Posted by Kevo302
Bowling Green
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 11:48 pm to


Big Red eats up the competition.
Posted by ssgtiger
Central
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 12:18 am to
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Great for this thread
Posted by ssgtiger
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 12:24 am to
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how about Davy Freaking Crockett?


He is dead already. You lose before you even start.
Posted by Brew Drees
Miss. Gulf Coast
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 12:25 am to
the fat little bulldogs will be the first to go
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 12:40 am to
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 1:45 am to
Seriously, he'd just lay on top of a bag of ice like a bump on a fricking log and everyone would either forget about him or think he was already dead. Then, after all the others had gone and kilt one another, Uga would start chewing on some fiberoptic cables being used to televise the deathmatch and everyone would be all "Holy shite, where did he come from?"
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 6:19 am to
That might work crispy... Except for the Wheezing bulldog breathing
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 7:36 am to
several have asked so: there is a small pond inside the cage located in the SW corner and taking up aboit 15% of the battlefield. it is less than 5 feet deep.

Also the cage has a height of 40 feet and the bars are so close together nothing can fly on or out. there are no trees, Harvey killed them all.
Posted by slayerxing
Gainesville
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 7/22/11 at 7:37 am to
The tiger is probably the most dangerous and feared land predator on earth, and would easily win unless the others teamed up on him or if the commodore had a high powered rifle and started more than 50 feet away and had one hell of a steady hand.

In the water, the gator might have a slim chance on a tiger, but that's about it.
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