Barnett has more sacks in 2 years than Floyd did in his career

I brought her lots of pine cone liquor for chuggin'

I gave her 8 strong arms worth of huggin'

Two hearts in love, we would frolic in the sand

She tossed me up and caught me in her meaty hands

I was walking tall, my backbone straight

But that ain't easy for invertebrates

But the tide would turn and this squid would learn,

I'd meet my match then I'd get burned.



Then we laid down and conceived us a youngerd

But she forsook me and my son for another

I'd been so proud of our little family clan

Till I caught her trading tongues with old snake man

Now she's officially my ex, although I really do miss the sex

To her I shall not return

I met my match and I got burned.



Yes I've cut her from my heart

Like a big loud stinking fart

To her I shall never return

I met my match and I got burned, burned, burned.

Barnett? Who?





Oh the guy all the vol posters said was better than Garrett, yeah I remember that. Whatever happened with that?

I guess you know more than the pros do then.

Fred Barnett?

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Barnett? Who?

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a big Fatass.