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Bama's 18th Trophy, Twitter it to us as soon as possible.
Send it by Twitter, by Fed-EX, over Facebook, however you want to send it but, send it.

If Dabo has been feeding his players Ostrichine and juicing them up to have superhuman strength, the title belongs to Alabama.

We need that trophy in the case because we deserve it. You can't have normal, human players matched up against machines fueled by illegal drugs.

fricking hell, I never would have thought that of Dabo but, honestly, you just never know. The players might not have even known, from what I'm hearing. Dabo and crew may have secretly fed them Ostrichine and took them off of it in time for the tests.

Unfortunately for him, a few of the player's systems didn't rid the drug as fast as normal for most people and they got caught.

No wonder they ran over Alabama like they were playing a high school team. Alabama was playing against a bunch of juiced up freaks.

I can't believe Alabama may now have it's 18th NC. Saban will have been the only coach to win 7 NC's in the history of the sport. YES!!!


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TigerFan1111
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re: Bama's 18th Trophy, Twitter it to us as soon as possible.
Day 50


Rabern57
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re: Bama's 18th Trophy, Twitter it to us as soon as possible.
If cheating takes away titles then Saban has 0 at Bama. That means this year's belongs to OSU and last years belongs to UGA.


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re: Bama's 18th Trophy, Twitter it to us as soon as possible.
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If cheating takes away titles then Saban has 0 at Bama. That means this year's belongs to OSU and last years belongs to UGA.


That doesn't make any sense. Saban has never cheated, ever. He is the most honest football coach in the game.

As far as the Ostrich enzyme extracts, you won't think it's so funny when the auNecks come upon a team jacked up on it.

Sure, it's funny to losers like you now only because you haven't had to face it.

It was brutal.


TigerMeister
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Ok you guys can Twitter us that 2011 trophy since y’all were using deer antler spray.
Oh and cuz 9-6 also.


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Day 50


Very underrated post. Have an upvote!


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A Lite
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re: Bama's 18th Trophy, Twitter it to us as soon as possible.
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Ok you guys can Twitter us that 2011 trophy since y’all were using deer antler spray.
Oh and cuz 9-6 also.


Are you serious? A few players on Alabama's team went hunting and scraped off some deer antler ivory and melted it and mixed it with some Gatorade and sprayed it on themselves.

It wasn't illegal and it wasn't an illegal substance. It didn't even do anything; it was just a superstitious thing they did.

You are comparing that with Dabo secretly adding enzyme's from ostrich eggs to his player's food? By the way, Ostrichine is illegal in every nation on the face of the Earth. It's not even sold, legally, in America.

Give me a break. Alabama is going to get that trophy because it belongs to them.


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re: Bama's 18th Trophy, Twitter it to us as soon as possible.
Saban doesn’t cheat? Lol ok


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Saban doesn’t cheat? Lol ok


Not only does he not cheat but, I've never even heard about anyone thinking he was a cheater.

Please let me know how Saban cheats; this is all new to me.


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Rabern57
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Please let me know how Saban cheats; this is all new to me.
That's a surprise coming from a Bama fan. Blocking out the bad and imagining what yall want is yalls speciality. Bama has been caught 2 times under Saban paying players. 1 of which was Dix. That is cheating. That's not counting deer antler spray or all the yearly things the media finds going on around Bama.
This post was edited on 2/9 at 9:38 pm


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My favorite of the Cajunbama alters


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Eagle egg yolk didn’t work for nacho libre


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Dabo never cheats.
This post was edited on 2/9 at 9:46 pm


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Bama has been caught 2 times under Saban paying players. 1 of which was Dix.


Who is Dix and how much money did Saban pay him? Who is the other one?

Surely you aren't talking about the $220 dollar loan that the assistant to the assistant strength and conditioning coach gave to Clinton-Dix to help pay for repairs to his vandalized vehicle are you?

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Dabo never cheats.


Other than secretly dosing children with PED's, perhaps by filling the player's hot tubs with it, he is clean as the day is long.


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My favorite of the Cajunbama alters




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WildThang fighting the fight of all the things correct in the world and exposing the sick and twisted mind of aggyBama.


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Wild Thang
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The auNechs is the dead giveaway.

Your fricking IQ is low as shite alter. Go give Tuscaloosa a BJ you dumb frick


A Lite
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Altie
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The auNechs is the dead giveaway.

Your fricking IQ is low as shite alter. Go give Tuscaloosa a BJ you dumb frick


It's auNeck, you illiterate, itinerant, illogical, irrational pussy. If that isn't enough I's for you, open your other one and I can put something in it for you.


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