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re: Bama vs Top 25 Ds

Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:13 pm to
Or.........go frick yourself you stupid puppet piece of dog fricking shithole asshead one track minded dick noise stanking arse loser looking unibrow having racists acting dick master.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:14 pm to


How fricked up was her face two days later? I bet she didn't leave the house for a month.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:15 pm to


That's the best description and most perfect gif I've probably ever seen to describe it. Hilarious
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:15 pm to
I've never seen a watermelon hit someone so hard in the face. I bet she was spitting out whatever a watermelon offers for at least a few hours.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:16 pm to
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quote:


Bull shite. Ellis Johnson was a "homerun" hire. We heard endless shite talking about it. LINK




Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha


Some people were calling it a homerun hire. A lot of bama fans and usc fans were on that bandwagon. A lot of AU fans had their problems with him after talking to USM fans. But he wasn't Gus's first choice like you stated.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31877 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:16 pm to
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How fricked up was her face two days later? I bet she didn't leave the house for a month.


Better question is if she's so much as touched a watermelon since.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30947 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:17 pm to
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Of the Top 25 Defense (Total), Bama has played 4 of them. Here are the following results: 8)LSU- 315 Total Yards (230 yards at the 59 min mark 9)FL- 672 Total Yards 14) Ole Miss- 396 Total Yards 25) Ark-227 Total Yards I post this because Missouri has the #16 ranked Defense and very few are giving them much of a chance.
This said, then Mizzou + 14 1/2 (up from 13) should be a lock! If I were you, I'd place a huge wager on the Tigers plus the points....is that your plan?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:17 pm to
I got a question for ya about Gus.......Is it the same piece of gum the entire game or does he go through a carton?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:18 pm to
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A lot of AU fans had their problems with him after talking to USM fans.


I don't recall any Auburn fans starting threads about their apprehension of the hire.

I do remember plenty of shite being talked about it by Auburn fans though.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:18 pm to
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Or.........go frick yourself you stupid puppet piece of dog fricking shithole asshead one track minded dick noise stanking arse loser looking unibrow having racists acting dick master.


I am impressed. You used your entire vocabulary in one sentence.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:18 pm to
I'm pretty sure that watermelon hit her so hard it became apart of her and she and the melon became one. A melon person. A mellow person......she's chill now.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:19 pm to
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I don't recall any Auburn fans starting threads about their apprehension of the hire. I do remember plenty of shite being talked about it by Auburn fans though.



This. I literally don't remember reading a single Auburn person being upset about hiring Johnson. Everyone was excited. Any negatives from USM were thrown out as "head coach issues".

Posted by cyde
He gone
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31877 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:20 pm to
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I'm pretty sure that watermelon hit her so hard it became apart of her and she and the melon became one. A melon person. A mellow person......she's chill now.

She had to feel like Fournette at the end of the Bama-LSU game. It looked like Reuben was moving about as fast as that melon was.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:20 pm to
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I am impressed. You used your entire vocabulary in one sentence.


You know what? I'm sick of you insulting my intelligence. I'm about to get sad and you won't like me when I'm sad....I'll just mope around and be all morbid all the time....you sure you want that? bitch?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:21 pm to
I like the way you think and I see what you did.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:23 pm to
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You know what? I'm sick of you insulting my intelligence. I'm about to get sad and you won't like me when I'm sad....I'll just mope around and be all morbid all the time....you sure you want that? bitch?


Quit making it so easy for me.
Posted by ErnestTBassmaster
Bird Whistle, Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
2586 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:24 pm to
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Most annoying poster from each fanbase (excludes LSU due to sheer volume)
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Auburnphan23 and TigerinMiami1983 for Auburn, Metrytiger for LSU, Phatphil for UT, not many turrible posters from Florida, UGA the Landmass schools and the rest.

ETA: forgot RebelGator.

ETA II: forgot IronsPuppet


Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:26 pm to
I added bitch...you said I didn't have anything else in my vocab and I showed you. therefore I win this internet argument and I declare you the fricking loser. I don't want to hear about how you're not the loser because it's pretty fricking clear you're the loser, loser.
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:27 pm to
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This. I literally don't remember reading a single Auburn person being upset about hiring Johnson. Everyone was excited. Any negatives from USM were thrown out as "head coach issues".



What is your point? Even if this is true, a bammer arguing just become somebody was wrong about one coach means they will be wrong about all future coaches is roll on the ground laughable. bammer has never hired any coach without a decent percentage of their fan base thinking he would be the greatest coach of all time
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 5:28 pm to
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I added bitch...you said I didn't have anything else in my vocab and I showed you. therefore I win this internet argument and I declare you the fricking loser. I don't want to hear about how you're not the loser because it's pretty fricking clear you're the loser, loser.


Billy dinners ready, time to get off the computer.
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