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Bama is "Cope the program" now
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:29 pm
Rather than hearing about a # 1 ranking and title wins you now see them celebrating things like
Ive been to Atlanta. Mysteriously i have won as many SEC titles as Bama last season. Yet they brag about it, unironically.
Another example
IE: the thing that continues to swell to the point an outback bowl team can get in.
They are so bad now this meme i made is outdated. They aren't even top 5 anymore and they trash their OC regularly
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Congrats you are trash talking a team that celebrates music city bowl wins by pretending that getting blown out by IU is a prestigious experience.
Bama isnt even a shadow of what they were. They are the leftovers of what didnt go down a clogged toilet. Sad
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DID YOU KNOW WE WENT TO ATLANTA LAST SEASON
Ive been to Atlanta. Mysteriously i have won as many SEC titles as Bama last season. Yet they brag about it, unironically.
Another example
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WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS
IE: the thing that continues to swell to the point an outback bowl team can get in.
They are so bad now this meme i made is outdated. They aren't even top 5 anymore and they trash their OC regularly
Inb4
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y-yeah well UK bad, I bet youve never been to the rose bowl h-ha!
Congrats you are trash talking a team that celebrates music city bowl wins by pretending that getting blown out by IU is a prestigious experience.
Bama isnt even a shadow of what they were. They are the leftovers of what didnt go down a clogged toilet. Sad
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:34 pm to thatguy45
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:35 pm to thatguy45
What way do you think Alabama could beat itself to lead to a UK win?
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:37 pm to thatguy45
You appear to be in the midst of a mental health emergency. Where do we need to send help?
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:37 pm to thatguy45
Shots fired!! 
Hopefully you guys keep it competitive. I like your coach. Seems like a good dude
Hopefully you guys keep it competitive. I like your coach. Seems like a good dude
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:37 pm to thatguy45
Dude... way too soon. Although, it is hate week, so carry on.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:37 pm to thatguy45
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:38 pm to thatguy45
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Ive been to Atlanta.
Not to watch Kentucky play,
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:38 pm to KingOrange
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
My assumption is he's just trying to talk some shite since we play them this weekend.
Seems fine to me.
Also, after what happened with Vandy a few years ago...I'm not 100% confident either.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:40 pm to Boom33
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My assumption is he's just trying to talk some shite since we play them this weekend.
Agreed. Will be a tough game for us.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:40 pm to Boom33
I think the gambling sites have it 78/22 in favor of bama. Seems about right. We can win, but we're going to be dogs.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:40 pm to trussthetruzz
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Dang, LSU fans are dickriding Kentucky now. Would have never expected that.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:40 pm to trussthetruzz
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Only if Kroger pays me more
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:41 pm to hoojy
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I think the gambling sites have it 78/22 in favor of bama. Seems about right. We can win, but we're going to be dogs.
It's crazy but I'd feel better if you were ranked.
These seem to be exactly the kind of games DeBoer loses. I could see us going out and laying a Kiffin.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:42 pm to thatguy45
Observe the Kentucky fan, not in it's natural habitat, attempt to learn to trash talk another team in real time.
The Kentucky fan is apprehensive, somewhat shy, fragile in its actions, delicately approaches possible sources of food, and is ready to nimbly retreat at the slightest provocation.
Kentucky fan wishes to fit into the environment it finds itself in and is trying to impress the bigger animals with a little false bravado and wishful thinking hoping it will be allowed to continue to live.
The Kentucky fan is apprehensive, somewhat shy, fragile in its actions, delicately approaches possible sources of food, and is ready to nimbly retreat at the slightest provocation.
Kentucky fan wishes to fit into the environment it finds itself in and is trying to impress the bigger animals with a little false bravado and wishful thinking hoping it will be allowed to continue to live.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:42 pm to thatguy45
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Thatguy45
I am jealous. You are in Bourbon county.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:44 pm to thatguy45
In this thread I learned that Bama is playing Kentucky this week. I actually had not looked yet.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:45 pm to elposter
Dude is so drunk he thinks it's basketball season.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:45 pm to thatguy45
I don't always enjoy the rants on the Rant, but that one was pretty good. +1.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:46 pm to T Rifleman
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Ive been to Atlanta.
Not to watch Kentucky play,
Maybe in basketball
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