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re: Auburn releases statement on failed drug test:
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:30 pm to AUtigR24
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:30 pm to AUtigR24
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As soon as our Director of Sports Medicine was aware that synthetic marijuana was a drug readily available in convenience stores in the fall of 2010, Auburn Athletics contacted our drug testing company to inquire about whether they had a test for synthetic marijuana and when one would be made available. They did not have a test at the time.
Auburn players fail drug test.
Auburn statement: "We made that drug test, DWI!"
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Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:31 pm to AUtigR24
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:33 pm to HawgAlude
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Michael Dyers own uncle comes out and said his nephew was not eligible to play except for the fact that a F was changed to a C.
tifwiw
is today opposite day lololololol
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:33 pm to AUtigR24
Espn will probably release a statement on this statement now. 
P.S. fyi...In case you didn't know we don't claim HawgAlude.
P.S. fyi...In case you didn't know we don't claim HawgAlude.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:33 pm to AUtigR24
It's gotta get tiring to work for Auburn athletics - Spring football practice/training is underway and folks are having to address shite like this. Put out one brushfire and damned if another spark gets ignited within a few months and AU is back to stomping out another one. Gotta be exhausting as hell.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:35 pm to RT1941
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Gotta be exhausting as hell.
We've had plenty of practice since 2010. We're pros by now
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:36 pm to RT1941
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It's gotta get tiring to work for Auburn athletics - Spring football practice/training is underway and folks are having to address shite like this. Put out one brushfire and damned if another spark gets ignited within a few months and AU is back to stomping out another one. Gotta be exhausting as hell.
Oh, and they've been terrible in every sport that matters lately. Don't forget that part
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:40 pm to tylerdurden24
quote:Exhausting for even the most loyal fan I'm sure.
Oh, and they've been terrible in every sport that matters lately. Don't forget that part
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:40 pm to tylerdurden24
UGA has 3 more wins than AU since 2010 lulz
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:42 pm to AUtigR24
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• Auburn Athletics provided urine samples to the drug testing company to assist them in their efforts to develop a test.
How would clean urine help the drug testing company develop a test?
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:46 pm to theenemy
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How would clean urine help the drug testing company develop a test?
Taking a wild guess that you don't work in the medical field.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:46 pm to AUtigR24
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UGA has 3 more wins than AU since 2010 lulz
UGA also has 2 more Division titles than Auburn since 2010. And 2 more blowout wins head-to-head. Oh, and we don't have this chronic hemorrhoid thumping the Sportscenter tune every couple of months with some new shite being dug up or invented on how crooked Auburn's athletic program is.
But otherwise, I guess you're right. Not too far off.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:46 pm to AUtigR24
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UGA has 3 more wins than AU since 2010 lulz
Wait, what?
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:48 pm to AUtigR24
Lets use common sense here.
Why would any of that crap matter if the coaches A) were not punishing kids who failed and B) warned them before they were being tested?
Do they really believe everybody who reads that is ignorant?
Why would any of that crap matter if the coaches A) were not punishing kids who failed and B) warned them before they were being tested?
Do they really believe everybody who reads that is ignorant?
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:48 pm to AUtigR24
I really hope all this shite is not true. I support you guys even if y'all are not that good at anything importent at the moment. As an OM fan believe me it gets better.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:50 pm to Randy1375
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As an OM fan believe me it gets better.
Yes, Auburn, cheer up! Maybe you could one day go 7-6 and beat Pitt in the Compass Bowl, too!
It was low-hanging fruit and I feel bad about taking it...
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:50 pm to Randy1375
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Randy1375
Luckily most of us are not phased by this as we have been through so much already.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:51 pm to AUtigR24
Errrbody but Auburn is lying. 
Posted on 4/4/13 at 8:52 pm to AUtigR24
I don't know why I find this so funny... my buddy set the auburn athletics record for his THC metabolite levels. Dude was greyshirting and had a random test, the lab even could tell which drink he took to try and beat the test lol. He was immediately dealt with and he was an all american on a team that won NCAA's twice during his stint. After that I had full faith in Auburn's testing policy
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