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Auburn doesn't even have a presidential library
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:52 pm
#inferior
#bigfacts
#bigfacts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:53 pm to Drebin
Auburn is just a wannabe Clemson. Sad.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:54 pm to Drebin
No, but Auburn has two outdoor porta-potties.
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:55 pm to Ted2010
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Well that’s a unique troll
I like it. Thumbs up!
Posted on 9/26/19 at 2:56 pm to Drebin
Does Jeff Davis have his presidential library in Starkville ?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:03 pm to Drebin
Even their eagle is scared of us. Last time we were there he tried to flee to safety in the skyboxes. The fans are lucky he didn't smash through the window and peck out their brains.
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:03 pm to Irons Puppet
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Does Jeff Davis have his presidential library in Starkville ?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:03 pm to Irons Puppet
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Does Jeff Davis have his presidential library in Starkville ?
No, Ulysses S. Grant.
It's not as prestigious as covering trees with shite paper, but it's still pretty important.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:05 pm to Drebin
Do they even have a library at all ?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:09 pm to Drebin
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No, Ulysses S. Grant.
So, Grant didn't even get a choice???
Well, that sucks.
Auburn should take a president that doesn't have one and stake its claim.
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:10 pm to yatesdog38
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Even their eagle is scared of us. Last time we were there he tried to flee to safety in the skyboxes. The fans are lucky he didn't smash through the window and peck out their brains.
You may not be aware of this, but most live mascots that visit Jordan Hare are taken under the bleachers when the Eagle flies in. Eagle's are at the top of the food chain and see some animals (like a Gamecock) as lunch. It is done for the safety of all.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:10 pm to RatRodDawg
So they finally got rid of the outhouse? Good for them. At least they will have plenty of toilet paper for those porta potties. It’s a fetish with these people. We get a big kick out of seeing these yahoos hauling TP around. How sophisticated!!
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:14 pm to Auburn80
If eagles are at the top of the food chain then I should feel threatened when they circle on my land and have the right to pull out a 12 gauge to defend myself from them.
Humans specifically ones that don't throw toilet paper in trees are at the top of the food chain. See the obesity rates in Mississippi.
Humans specifically ones that don't throw toilet paper in trees are at the top of the food chain. See the obesity rates in Mississippi.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:23 pm to yatesdog38
Oh please, Eagles are not going after something bigger than them that they don't need, and we are excluding humans with guns from this discussion anyway. And while there have been instances of Eagles going after small dogs and cats, it's not the norm. Here is your priority list:
So, just to review, here’s a simplified take on a Bald Eagle’s tasting preferences:
Anything they don’t have to chase.
Fish.
Birds.
Everything else, including Mr. Whiskers.
So, just to review, here’s a simplified take on a Bald Eagle’s tasting preferences:
Anything they don’t have to chase.
Fish.
Birds.
Everything else, including Mr. Whiskers.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:25 pm to Drebin
I still have no idea how or why Mississippi State got the Ulysses S. Grant Presidential Library.
Posted on 9/26/19 at 3:26 pm to Drebin
I wonder if Grant left a Book in every town when he kicked their arse. That would explain the library in Starkville.
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