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Asked God to make auburn lose
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:40 am
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:40 am
I went to church yesterday and prayed to God for auburn to lose this Saturday. I'm not really obsessed with auburn or anything but, I just don't like to see them have any success.
I'm not against the baby children that play on the team and hold no personal animosity against anyone associated with auburn.
It's just that it is fun to seem their fanbase suffer and not realize any of their football dreams.
I love hearing them complain about losing and argue among themselves. It's also great to view message boards full of mentally ill people, like ITaT, after one of their losses.
Personally, I don't feel badly about asking God to make them lose. God probably dislikes them too, if you think about it.
I'm not against the baby children that play on the team and hold no personal animosity against anyone associated with auburn.
It's just that it is fun to seem their fanbase suffer and not realize any of their football dreams.
I love hearing them complain about losing and argue among themselves. It's also great to view message boards full of mentally ill people, like ITaT, after one of their losses.
Personally, I don't feel badly about asking God to make them lose. God probably dislikes them too, if you think about it.
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Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:42 am to Bama8Ball
Hallelujah brother
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:43 am to Bama8Ball
Most people pray for World Peace, or the less fortunate. Seems you're priorities are backwards....that or you're still sore about Auburn's Kick Six.
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 12:44 am
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:44 am to Bama8Ball
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I went to church yesterday and prayed to God for auburn to lose this Saturday
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I'm not really obsessed with auburn or anything
El oh fricking el.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:49 am to Bama8Ball
I’ve been asking god to help us beat Bama for years. Thinking about converting.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:50 am to Sun God
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Hallelujah brother
It would probably be appropriate to start a thread asking the whole board to pray for an auburn loss.
Let's face it, no one likes them or can relate to them. Everyone that prayed could check into the thread and confirm it.
It would be a good bonding moment for the board and a chance for all the fans of various teams to work together.
In fact, activities like that would probably lead to more posters being civil to one another by realizing they have something in common.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:53 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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I’ve been asking god to help us beat Bama for years. Thinking about converting.
God likes Alabama though, so you are fighting an uphill battle. It may be time for you to convert.
Crimson is a very nice color and makes women look sexier and men look more handsome.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:57 am to Bama8Ball
We had Katrina and y’all had the tornado. I think god hates us equally 
Posted on 8/29/19 at 12:59 am to Bama8Ball
You must understand that even Aubs have a place in God’s plan. Without “darkness” there would be no definition of “light.” “Good” would not exist unless juxtaposed against “evil.” “Smart” people are only smart when compared to “dumb.”
It is ok to wish loses on Aubs as part of god’s plan... and for the pure enjoyment of watching self-flagulation. But don’t condemn them... cause god has placed even the lowly bloodsucking tick and annoying burrowing gnat on earth for a reason.
It is ok to wish loses on Aubs as part of god’s plan... and for the pure enjoyment of watching self-flagulation. But don’t condemn them... cause god has placed even the lowly bloodsucking tick and annoying burrowing gnat on earth for a reason.
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 1:10 am
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:06 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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I’ve been asking god to help us beat Bama for years. Thinking about converting.
Ok, I might swear allegiance to Allah if it means never losing to Crimson Jihad again. Also 72 or 74 virgins would be nice.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:15 am to Bama8Ball
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Let's face it, no one likes them or can relate to them.
Speak for yourself.
They are the swashbuckling pirates of the SEC. Incidentally, Jimmy Buffett attended Auburn. As a 40 something, I look at Auburn now and think:
"I've done a bit of smuggling, I've known my share of bagmen
I made enough money to buy Cammy Cam Juice, but I pissed it away so fast"
I think you know the rest of the story. You may not like the story, but make no mistake Aubie is a great storyteller.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:16 am to Jacknola
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You must understand that even Aubs have a place in God’s plan. Without “darkness” there would be no definition of “light.” “Good” would not exist unless juxtaposed against “evil.” “Smart” people are only smart when compared to “dumb.”
It is ok to wish loses on Aubs as part of god’s plan... and for the pure enjoyment of watching self-flagulation. But don’t condemn them... cause god has placed even the lowly bloodsucking tick and annoying burrowing gnat on earth for a reason.
You are right; I don't condemn the fans of auburn. I only want to see them endlessly suffering and frustrated.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:17 am to Bama8Ball
Or we could pray for the winning lottery numbers? 
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:21 am to TheBigLeBROski
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Or we could pray for the winning lottery numbers?
Gambling is a sin bro. Disliking and hoping for the very worst for auburn is virtuous and healthy and doesn't harm anyone.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:24 am to BrerTiger
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Speak for yourself.
They are the swashbuckling pirates of the SEC. Incidentally, Jimmy Buffett attended Auburn. As a 40 something, I look at Auburn now and think:
"I've done a bit of smuggling, I've known my share of bagmen
I made enough money to buy Cammy Cam Juice, but I pissed it away so fast"
I think you know the rest of the story. You may not like the story, but make no mistake Aubie is a great storyteller.
Vomit filled my keyboard, overflowed onto the table and dribbled on the floor as a I read your post.
Dell makes a liquid proof keyboard that apparently includes vomit too so, I dodged a bullet on that one.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:27 am to Bama8Ball
First of all, you just recently signed up to post.
Secondly, you are already a clown.
Thirdly, God doesn’t rig football games.
And fourth, do us all a favor and go fk yourself or do it with your dog which I suspect people like you do anyway. Freaking retard.
Secondly, you are already a clown.
Thirdly, God doesn’t rig football games.
And fourth, do us all a favor and go fk yourself or do it with your dog which I suspect people like you do anyway. Freaking retard.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:28 am to TheBigLeBROski
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we could pray for the winning lottery numbers?
But that is not Christian. Only one person would enjoy the winning number. However millions are uplifted and inspired by Auburn losing. The morality of the world is improved when the bestial forces of the underworld are defeated and forced to slink back to their lairs. No... we should be using prayer for the betterment of the masses, not for selfish personal gain.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:31 am to Bama8Ball
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Bama8Ball
I’m assuming you’re from the Sand Mountain area.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:32 am to MullenBoys
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First of all, you just recently signed up to post.
Secondly, you are already a clown.
Thirdly, God doesn’t rig football games.
And fourth, do us all a favor and go fk yourself or do it with your dog which I suspect people like you do anyway. Freaking retard.
Whoa! That was way out of line. Just because I recently signed onto the board doesn't mean that I can't ask God to make auburn lose.
God doesn't care how long I've been posting on SEC Tiger Rant and for you to suggest that is ridiculous.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 1:38 am to Bama8Ball
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Vomit filled my keyboard, overflowed onto the table and dribbled on the floor as a I read your post.
My work here is done.
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