re: Apparently Bert is an alcoholic

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How has the Sumlin drunk in public video not been discussed? This is the standard that Bert has to meet..

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For Bert to meet that video standard,
a blanket would have to be thrown over
a 350-pound drunk, escort him up an escalator
and have some goober with a camera
record it, yelling "that's got to be Bert fricked
up under that blanket !"