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Anyone remember which Alabama player proposed to his cousin?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:45 pm
After the CFP title.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:47 pm to rifleer
I’m only dating my cousin.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:49 pm to rifleer
Aren’t you chicken’s alter?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:50 pm to rifleer
Always good to see new material on tRant
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:51 pm to rifleer
LSU is a shell of its former self. Just an empty fricking shell.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:51 pm to rifleer
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which Alabama player proposed to his cousin?
Just throw a rock.. You will hit one
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:52 pm to rifleer
Every single player did. You people that compare states have obviously never left your hometowns.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:52 pm to rifleer
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Incest Joke
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West Virginia Fan

Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:55 pm to rifleer
Here's every thread you've ever started

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Anyone remember which Alabama player proposed to his cousin?
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Alabama fans melting over Murray beating Tua for heisman.
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Oklahoma will hang 50+ on the tide.
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Has Alabama peaked?
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Congrats to Kyler Murray
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I feel sorry for Alabama if Murray does not win the heisman.
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Kylar Murray is better than both Tua and Jalen combined

Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:59 pm to rifleer
That is funny coming from a WV fan.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:02 pm to LanierSpots
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Just throw a rock.. you will hit one.

Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:09 pm to rifleer
I remember someone posting a proposal pic of a Gump during the running of gumps day, and he was a poster here. He lost his shite.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:09 pm to Jalbow3
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You people that compare states have obviously never left your hometowns.
What really gets me is when Auburn fans make incest jokes about Alabama fans. We're from the same state, morons.

Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:14 pm to LanierSpots
quote:Be careful throwing rocks in this glass house. Most of our cousins do go to Auburn after all
Just throw a rock.. You will hit one
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:25 pm to rifleer
You mean like FDR marring his cousin and she didn't have to change her last name since she was a Roosevelt too. Or other president like Van Buren and John Adams as well as the current president's atty...Rudy G.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:26 pm to rifleer
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:31 pm to jimdog
Did they play for Alabama too?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:43 pm to rifleer
My grandmother was born in Appalachia. In Kentucky. Near the WV border. No jobs or industry to speak of. Farmers.
Her school had one kid that wasn’t a blood relative. Let that marinate a bit. One.
When her mother passed away we buried her in the town cemetery. It wasn’t a very somber affair. She lived a long great life.
I was walking around the cemetery. I noticed there were about 6-7 names that dominated the hillside. I pointed it out to her. She said “what does that mean?”
I thought about it for a few minutes. I said “you had a choice to marry your cousin or leave.” She laughed and said “yes.”
We often see jokes about marrying a cousin in this place. Mountain people still have that choice today. Marry your cousin or get the frick out.
Her school had one kid that wasn’t a blood relative. Let that marinate a bit. One.
When her mother passed away we buried her in the town cemetery. It wasn’t a very somber affair. She lived a long great life.
I was walking around the cemetery. I noticed there were about 6-7 names that dominated the hillside. I pointed it out to her. She said “what does that mean?”
I thought about it for a few minutes. I said “you had a choice to marry your cousin or leave.” She laughed and said “yes.”
We often see jokes about marrying a cousin in this place. Mountain people still have that choice today. Marry your cousin or get the frick out.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:44 pm to rifleer
Oh look an inbred joke in the south!
Hey OP... we all do
Hey OP... we all do
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