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re: An ode to the SEC Rant

Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:26 pm to
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Nothing about tPear?





Robert Frost wrote 256 poems my dear S. You can't oversaturate the first one with all your favorite characters!
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105093 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:27 pm to
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There once was a moron named Cuyler
He met a young girl and sat by her
She had a huge rack
Because she was fat
And then Chicken said bye ya.


Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:28 pm to
Anytime someone makes a great effort on any of these boards, the dullards pan it. But Imma give you to big upvote you deserve.

In a related note, one thing I’ve learned here is that low IQ people hate expressions of creativity and/or humor. Not sure why, but there’s a direct connection.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:33 pm to
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In a related note, one thing I’ve learned here is that low IQ people hate expressions of creativity and/or humor. Not sure why, but there’s a direct connection.


That is pretty spot on, IMO.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:34 pm to
You are a strange bird, Sir.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:34 pm to
SoG, not terrible, but you can't touch mine and Harry's song.

All My Dogs are Sally
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:42 pm to
There once was a poster named George
With data his posts were engorged
He then tried his hand at rhyme
He didn't have nothing on Sublime
So with math his path he'd forge.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
19061 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:50 pm to
Why don't we let fr33manator handle the prose around here champ?
Posted by deeprig9
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:55 pm to
SummerofGeorge
A Normally Good Poster
Might as well work
At a Kenny Roger's Roaster
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
8192 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:04 pm to
I chuckled.

The illustration was a nice touch.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98263 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:27 pm to
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MOJOERASER

Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:29 pm to
Well done.
Posted by Safety Blitz
The Backfield
Member since May 2022
2835 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:40 pm to
I read it. Didn’t hate it and gave you a like.


Needs more A&M Jokes…and a few more digs at Florida or Tennessee.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by FittySeven
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:53 pm to
Stern.. Stern but fair
Posted by ArHog
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

There once was a moron named Cuyler He met a young girl and sat by her She had a huge rack Because she was fat And then Chicken said bye ya.



Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Uga Alum
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Posted on 5/10/23 at 5:05 pm to
Can’t believe you spent time of your day on this.
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