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An ode to the SEC Rant

Posted on 5/10/23 at 2:54 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 2:54 pm


The SEC Rant, a forum alive,
Where alters roam, and posts thrive,
Some are stupid, and some are wise,
But passion unites them, with fire in their eyes.

LSU fans, a proud and mighty force,
Their love for the Tigers, never shows remorse,
Redneck southerners, a breed apart,
Their love for the game, an undying art.

WilliamTaylor21, a wizard with gifs,
His artistry in motion, a sight to behold,
Lew Dawg, the lawman, justice he seeks,
With rules and judgments, he's stern but fair.

Tuscaloosa, the king of the board,
72-time poster of the year, his fame never ignored,
BigDgator and Pio, the stars of the roundball threads,
Their knowledge and insights, they always shed.

Cajunbama, always ready for a fight,
At Sonic's, he'll argue, with all his might,
Serraneaux, with words that rile,
His trolling, a skill that's vile.

And Harry Rex Vonner, the hobbit drunk,
His antics weird, his humor a funk,
But one thing they all have in common,
Their hatred for MOJOERASER, a bond that won't be broken.

So here's to the SEC Rant, a place of debate,
Where fans come together, to celebrate,
The game they love, with all their might,
And MOJOERASER, the common enemy, they'll always fight.


Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 2:58 pm to
It's so bad, it's bad
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
75484 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43220 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 2:59 pm to
reported to Chicken
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

reported to Chicken


Posted by SlicedBread
Member since Feb 2022
958 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:00 pm to
Really phoned in that third stanza.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
12x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Really phoned in that third stanza.


ChatGPT must have gotten bored with the subject matter
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:05 pm to
Not enough hate towards Auburn for me.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:10 pm to
I'm ashamed that I read any of that. That was the polar opposite of good.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
12x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I'm ashamed that I read any of that. That was the polar opposite of good.


That’s a lie. Take it back.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:12 pm to
In the message boards, CoachDon appears
A Kentucky fan with love for his team, dear
But with a crusty weiner, and an appetite rare
For roadkill, his culinary affair

Despite his age, he's active online
Posting and chatting, all the time
His love for basketball, hard to contain
With opinions on players, coaches, and games

Though his eating habits may seem strange
He's still a fan with passion for the game
And his loyalty to Kentucky, unwavering
Even if his diet is quite disturbing

So here's to CoachDon, a fan unlike any
With a crusty piece, and a taste quite zany
May his love for Kentucky never cease
And his appetite for roadkill find some peace.
This post was edited on 5/10/23 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:15 pm to
Shakespeare alter confirmed.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Shakespeare alter confirmed.


Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:23 pm to
A man on SEC Rant loves to post,
Usernames banned, always the host,
Dolphin Daddy, one he chose,
Father2Sons, the other still goes.

Some days he's happy, some days he's mad,
But always making usernames, never sad,
Jalen Milroe, he once was sure,
Now not so much, his predictions obscure.

Some say he's Ted, but who knows?
Origins unknown, the mystery grows,
We may never know his true name,
But his usernames, forever the same.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
11572 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:23 pm to

Not even a mention of LSUStephen, the greatest poster of all?

Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Some say he's Ted, but who knows?


How dare you. Ted was an intelligent, thoughtful man.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164455 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:24 pm to
Nothing about tPear?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105090 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Not even a mention of LSUStephen, the greatest poster of all?



I tried but my computer objected

Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 5/10/23 at 3:25 pm to
There once was a moron named Cuyler
He met a young girl and sat by her
She had a huge rack
Because she was fat
And then Chicken said bye ya.
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