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Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:34 pm to the808bass
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How many gators does it take to tackle Chris Weinke?
No one knows.
Wrong QB named Chris
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:36 pm to roadGator
How many gators does it take to tackle Warrick Dunn?
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:36 pm to roadGator
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Q: How is a Springfield girl different from a bowling ball?
A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.
Wrong. If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball. Or the standard only fitting "three fingers in the bowling ball" punchline.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:37 pm to the808bass
Warchant will give you aids. That's their version of Phoggnet. 
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:37 pm to sofa
All acceptable punch lines IMO.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:51 pm to roadGator
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nutria eating
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:56 pm to KajunGator
Trow dat hot sauce on 'em, yayeeee
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:00 pm to roadGator
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Trow dat hot sauce on 'em, yayeeee
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:00 pm to roadGator
What's the difference between Missouri Tigers cheerleaders and The Titanic?
Only 1,000 went down on the Titanic
Only 1,000 went down on the Titanic
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:02 pm to roadGator
What's the biggest lie told at Missouri?
I was just helping the sheep over the fence
I was just helping the sheep over the fence
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:06 pm to KajunGator
What is the best thing to come out of Missouri?
I-70
I-70
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:07 pm to roadGator
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:08 pm to KCM0Tiger
Don't click links. Sorry.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:10 pm to roadGator
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:10 pm to roadGator
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Don't click links. Sorry.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:11 pm to roadGator
Why do golf courses in Missouri only have 14 holes?
Because they never make it to the Final 4
Because they never make it to the Final 4
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:12 pm to arkyhawk
Why does a Missouri Clock only have 56 minutes? See arky above.
Why does a Missouri professor never give out grades.
Because there's no final.
Why does a Missouri professor never give out grades.
Because there's no final.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:16 pm to roadGator
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Why does a Missouri professor never give out grades.
Because there's no final.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:17 pm to KCM0Tiger
IDK man. I'm trying not to look up old lame jokes.
I'll work on that one.
That Jag fan is still making that face and gestures though.
I'll work on that one.
That Jag fan is still making that face and gestures though.
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