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re: Alabama Greeks don’t give no fricks
Posted on 11/27/20 at 9:38 am to slacker130
Posted on 11/27/20 at 9:38 am to slacker130
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Any other moral victories from last year you'd like to claim?
Yes. Insert Auburn fans can’t read joke here. Also, something about Kenny Irons Wonderlic score and Sociology classes for players who were illiterate.
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Posted on 11/27/20 at 9:39 am to Tuscaloosa
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Yes. Insert Auburn fans can’t read joke here. Also, something about Kenny Irons Wonderlic score and Sociology classes for players who were illiterate.
Meh, I expected better.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 9:51 am to Tuscaloosa
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It’s common knowledge, sir.
Common knowledge?! What IS common knowledge IS that army headquarters at Zossen CRAWLS with cowards! You opposed me on rearming the Rhineland, you opposed me on the Anschluss with Austria, you opposed me on Czechoslovakia until the British came CRAWLING to me! You dirtied in your trousers, you HEROES of Zossen, at the idea of marching into Poland! Well...have *I* once been wrong?! Have *you* once been right?! ANSWER ME!
I know your go-slow tactics, I know your Zossen TRICKS, your Zossen SCHEMES, your Zossen IDEAS! Tell everyone who signed this insubordinate Zossen rubbish TO BEWARE! I'll ruthlessly CRUSH everybody up to the rank of a field marshal who DARES oppose me!
You do not have to understand. You only have to OBEY! The SEC Rant understands me. I am Tigerdroppings.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 9:54 am to Tuscaloosa
Sorry Auburn players aren't all splitting atoms and curing cancer like this Rhodes Scholar.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:09 am to Leto II
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Sorry Auburn players aren't all splitting atoms
Sounds dangerous.
Reuben Foster graduated from Auburn high school and has an Auburn tattoo, sir.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:10 am to Tuscaloosa
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Auburn high school
Alabama pipeline
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:11 am to Leto II
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:14 am to Leto II
If Bo Nix is Alabama's daddy and since Georgia is Bo Nix daddy does that make Georgia Alabama's grandpa. Just asking for a friend.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:15 am to Tuscaloosa
quote:bama fans are pathetic
It’s widely known that Bo Nix is a deadbeat dad.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:20 am to ChexMix
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bama fans are pathetic
It’s not our fault he prefers to throw the ball to the other team more than he throws the ball to his own kid, ChexMix.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:24 am to Tuscaloosa
This post was edited on 11/27/20 at 10:25 am
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:28 am to Pisco
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Apparently Bo Nix is a dead beat Dad. I don’t live in BAMA so don’t know.
got his sister pregnant?
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:38 am to Pisco
Alabama greeks are dorky as hell.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:55 am to Sun God
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Is the second pic in OP really a frat?
Neither pic looks like Greek housing at Alabama.
Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:08 pm to Pisco
This is funny enough that I don’t care whether the Bo Pix rumors are true, I’ll just choose to believe them
#mytruth
#mytruth
This post was edited on 11/27/20 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:21 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Uhh... Where have you been? It’s common knowledge, sir.
I had no idea honestly
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