re: Alabama Fan steals Kamario Taylor's Mothers Cowbell. Claims he bought it refuses return

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So other than the fact this entire story was a nothingburger, 4 pages of melts from dumbass corndogs and bleeding heart losers melting about it.

The rant is Lindsey Clancy-level emotionally unstable.

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Exactly. Just mail the bell back to the ungrateful bitch like this:



and it may teach her to be more courteous and civil the next time she creates a national emergency over a cow bell.

Lessons can be taught to anyone.