re: Alabama Continues to Claim Titles They Don't Deserve

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Yeah, that goes against my zero effort clause in tRant thread crafting contract.

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Well, that explains why you didn't notice there was a clause at the very end that said you actually do have to make an effort. God, the entire contract was only 7 lines long and fit on a large penis-shaped Post-it and you couldn't be bothered to read all the way to the bottom? Or the tip, I guess it would be called in this case.

nothing new here. Just SOS.

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Look man, full disclosure. I didn't read the fricking contract, OK. I was drunk and someone offered me 6 more Keystone Lights if I would create an account here and make fun of Alabama. I just signed it.

I'm still waiting on those beers too. And the other thing he promised. Which I won't disclose here because I do believe the act is still illegal in like 7 states. Damn fascists.

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Wait...you signed a contract even after someone threatened to make you drink more Keystone Lights? You apparently hate yourself more than you hate Bama.

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Best beer money can buy, man. What the hell kinda beer y'all buying in Tennessee these days? Probably Butt-Wiper.

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Living in NC now. I don't drink much anymore, but I will indulge in a microbrew on occasion, just to try new beers at new locations. When I was at Vandy, though, it was Guinness Stout on tap. Beautiful wonderful stuff. Like liquid ice cream. Could drink that all day and most of the night on game days. But I will reveal my deepest darkest secret, something more terrible than that year I spent as a serial killer stalking the streets of Nashville -- my second choice was usually Red Stripe. No idea why. It just worked for me.

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AppleHog

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What is a Clam Lot? I assume its a proper noun since its capitalized but its being as a verb. Please help someone, whose second language is English, understand.