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re: Aggie offense set to be legendary, SEC fricked
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:40 pm to ImperialPalace
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:40 pm to ImperialPalace
only took a lame duck interim coach and Mack Brown recruiting failure to do it.
Unfortunately for you that doesn't happen for us every year
Unfortunately for you that doesn't happen for us every year
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Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:44 pm to Latarian
but I digress, you also did start out well in the Big 12 and we all know that continued until you left for the SEC.
wait
wait
This post was edited on 8/26/13 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:47 pm to Latarian
Enjoy Arkansas' version of Dennis Franchione. Perhaps Arky will hire Kevin Sumlin away from the NFL in four years...
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:49 pm to ImperialPalace
I never thought I would ever be happy for the Hawgs.
Now I know I will be when they frick up aTm next year.
Now I know I will be when they frick up aTm next year.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:49 pm to ImperialPalace
well the NFL is a stepping stone for the Flagship so maybe
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:50 pm to ImperialPalace
More facts:
- before 2012, it had been 20 years since aggy defeated Arkansas. Congrats in advance on your next victory in 2032.
- Every Hog coach since Broyles (excluding interims) has a winning record against aggy
- your stadium is infested with bat shite
- It is worth losing a conference home game every other year so that Arkansas does not have to lower itself by stepping foot in the aforementioned bat shite stadium
- one of your traditions involves a male sex orgy in bat shite stadium prior to games that resembles that episode of South Park where all the men get in a pile and frick each other to prevent the future from happening.
- your best player ever dreams about being a longhorn every night, despises you strange frickers and College Station
- before 2012, it had been 20 years since aggy defeated Arkansas. Congrats in advance on your next victory in 2032.
- Every Hog coach since Broyles (excluding interims) has a winning record against aggy
- your stadium is infested with bat shite
- It is worth losing a conference home game every other year so that Arkansas does not have to lower itself by stepping foot in the aforementioned bat shite stadium
- one of your traditions involves a male sex orgy in bat shite stadium prior to games that resembles that episode of South Park where all the men get in a pile and frick each other to prevent the future from happening.
- your best player ever dreams about being a longhorn every night, despises you strange frickers and College Station
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:52 pm to Arkansasrazorback
oh I think you might have just gotten them mad.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:53 pm to Arkansasrazorback
58-10
800 yards
800 yards
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:55 pm to Roger Klarvin
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A&M hasn't lost a game since I've been a member. Coincidence?
Uncanny.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:55 pm to dkreller
Dk I may have to sig quote that.
can we not bookmark anymore?
can we not bookmark anymore?
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:56 pm to Latarian
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thread ended here, Klarv called out for exactly what he is.
I guess we'll find out
Or maybe not
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:57 pm to Latarian
sure thing....I forgot about bookmarking a few days after it came about 
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:58 pm to ImperialPalace
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I hate to compare A&M to lesser programs, but it appears that we're far ahead of schedule when in comparison to tFlagship:
1994: 4 – 7 – 0 0.364
1993: 6 – 4 – 1 0.591
1992: 3 – 7 – 1 0.318
Meanwhile, A&M went 11-2 in YEAR ONE of the SEC.
58-10 was only the tip of the iceberg. Deal with it.
Good gosh after the shite yall's fans have spewed I fear for the future if yall are able to replicate Arkansas last 3 Petrino years. Fortunately Arkie>TAMU and Petrino>Sumlin so I dont have to worry about that happening.
Arkansas went to a BCS bowl and followed that up with as season that is equal yalls greatest season in 25 years.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:59 pm to Adam Banks
dream on
Posted on 8/26/13 at 9:59 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
hey look an Ag that signed up this month. how noble.
biggest bandwagoning fan base on the rant. only sign up when they are winning. shameful.
biggest bandwagoning fan base on the rant. only sign up when they are winning. shameful.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 10:03 pm to Arkansasrazorback
1. Stadium smack from a fan whose team plays at War Memorial in Little Rock. 
2. Bat shite smack is now outdated. We kicked out our Mexican free-tailed friends out of the stadium in the spring.
2. Bat shite smack is now outdated. We kicked out our Mexican free-tailed friends out of the stadium in the spring.
quote:Zero fricks given as long as Johnny plays on Saturdays this fall.
your best player ever dreams about being a longhorn every night, despises you strange frickers and College Station
quote:Don't look at me; I signed up the day after LSU beat us in an upset.
biggest bandwagoning fan base on the rant. only sign up when they are winning.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 10:04 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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58-10
800 yards
Another fact:
- 2012 was the first time in the history of the Internet and widespread mobile phone usage that aggy was able to post stats from a victory over Arkansas.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 10:05 pm to Roger Klarvin
Manziel is a one trick pony, defenses will contain his shite, and his lack of discipline will result in huge mistakes, leading to Aggie losses.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 10:08 pm to Latarian
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biggest bandwagoning fan base on the rant. only sign up when they are winning. shameful.
So every Aggie who registered from October to whenever we start losing again is a bandwagoner? Were we just supposed to wait until we start losing again to sign up?
Some of the Ags registered since we "started winning" have been fans longer than you've been alive.
Posted on 8/26/13 at 10:14 pm to tigerfoot
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Manziel is a one trick pony, defenses will contain his shite, and his lack of discipline will result in huge mistakes, leading to Aggie losses.
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