Why? Jealousy.

Auburn is jealous of UGA because we are a much better school academically. Auburn is literally full of kids that applied to UGA and were rejected. Auburn paid Cam Newton's father 180k in order to win their first championship in over 50 years. They're not some football powerhouse. They have only put together back-to-back 10 win seasons once in their entire history. Not to mention the fact that the town of Auburn is a disgusting shithole located in East Alabama. Auburn has an 83% acceptance rate. Think about that for a second.

At first it doesn't make much sense for Florida fans to be jealous of UGA. But then you have to remember that we lead the overall series, have more total program wins, have a higher winning percentage all time, and Gainesville is also a complete shithole. Northern Florida is culturally a lot like Alabama, which obviously isn't impressive. And despite the fact that Florida just may be the best state in country in terms of high school football talent, we easily out recruit them. They are absolutely terrified of an inevitable decade of UGA dominance. So much so that they lash out on tRant at every opportunity.

Most Alabama fans didn't attend the University. Even if they did attend the University, that's not an impressive feat whatsoever. You literally need a 2.0 high school GPA to gain admittance. Alabama has a good law school and a good football program. Everything else is horrible. Alabama grads can only really find jobs in Alabama. Employers from more civilized states simply throw their resumes in the trash.

And what about LSU? LOL. Why are all of the SEC Western Division schools comprised of such redneck, inbred trash (aside from A&M of course)? Seriously though, all of the states that contain Western Division schools (except for Texas) are far less civilized than the SEC Eastern Division states (except for Tennessee). Your University and State literally almost went bankrupt. Your largest city was built on land that is below sea level. You all are far too incompetent to survive but you have managed to somehow overcome your genetic deficiencies and live on.

Tennessee will never be relevant in football again. You are the SEC version of Nebraska. Being a basketball school is kind of like having to settle for a woman who is a 4/10 when you really wanted a 9/10. It's like playing junior varsity football in the twelfth grade. Who gives a shite about basketball? But y'all aren't even good enough to be a basketball school. You've never made it to the final four. UGA has. You've never won the College World Series. UGA has. Y'all aren't good at anything. Vanderbilt is better than Tennessee in every conceivable category of life. So is UGA.

I find the UGA obsession hilarious. We are a good school academically, it drives y'all crazy that we are out recruiting everyone, it drives y'all crazy that we live in a far superior state, it drives y'all crazy that we make more money than you do, it drives y'all crazy that we marry more attractive women, but most of all it drives you crazy that you actually wanted to be us (looking at you Auburn people) and you failed. I think if I were in y'all's position I would obsessively post UGA threads as well. Wait, no I wouldn't. I'm not a jealous little bitch.

Why are there next to zero threads started about, say, Arkansas? Because nobody fears Arkansas. Arkansas isn't good at anything. UGA is and will remain a major threat to all of your programs, and you can't stand it.