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A little Skip Bertman to start your day off with
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:22 am
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:22 am
Skip had the best one liners about starkvegas:
“When we book our hotel room in Starkville, we always ask for a room WITHOUT a view”
"Starkville is Indian for 'trailer park'"
"The loneliest guy in Starkville is the tooth fairy"
"A tornado once went through Starkville and did a million dollars of improvements"
"The first time I took the team to Starkville and the players were studying for finals on the bus ride there.
Mississippi state police stopped our bus and arrested our players for attempting to smuggle books into Mississippi.
We were able the get the charges dropped though because no judge in Mississippi had ever actually seen a book before."
"After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat...."
"Starkville is where the toothbrush was invented. Anywhere else and it would have been called a teethbrush."
GEAUX TIGERS!
“When we book our hotel room in Starkville, we always ask for a room WITHOUT a view”
"Starkville is Indian for 'trailer park'"
"The loneliest guy in Starkville is the tooth fairy"
"A tornado once went through Starkville and did a million dollars of improvements"
"The first time I took the team to Starkville and the players were studying for finals on the bus ride there.
Mississippi state police stopped our bus and arrested our players for attempting to smuggle books into Mississippi.
We were able the get the charges dropped though because no judge in Mississippi had ever actually seen a book before."
"After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat...."
"Starkville is where the toothbrush was invented. Anywhere else and it would have been called a teethbrush."
GEAUX TIGERS!
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Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:26 am to Cshaw91
Loved Coack Skip! I was such fan of LSU baseball, that a group of us, from our HS team, traveled to Baton Rouge to a game. If he would've offered me a spot on his team, I would've taken it over an offer from Georgia.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:29 am to Cshaw91
My company's HR that's assigned to me is a State fan and I've been giving her crap all week. She goes, if we win one, I'll be happy lol. Hope we break out the brooms.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:24 am to ColdTurkey
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My company's HR that's assigned to me is a State fan and I've been giving her crap all week. She goes, if we win one, I'll be happy lol. Hope we break out the brooms.
Our pitching has improved from last year but the offense is pathetic. There is no grit and no leadership on this team and the bats can be shut down by SWAC teams.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:30 am to Cshaw91
The camaraderie between baseball coaches is great.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:47 am to MSU44
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There is no grit and no leadership on this team and the bats can be shut down by SWAC teams.
Y'all sold your souls your 2021
honestly I hope y'all get things figured out. Baseball is much more fun when our series comes down to the rubber match. Though us beating y'all down isn't that bad either 
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:38 am to Cshaw91
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"After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat...."
This is Rodney Dangerfield level shite.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:43 am to MSU44
LSU’s offense hasn’t been tearing it up either
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