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A ballad for the new year
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:54 pm
Gather for my story
Of Alabama Glory
Before NIL was invented
The cash was paid
Players got laid
And transfers were prevented
Some kid had to sue
For all he was due
And now every school has riches
With Players well payed
Cignetti brought the raid
And made Ohio their bitches
The committee schemed
Or so it seemed
Wasn't Alabama always the Top
Their cherry got bust
With a deep Hoosier thrust
They made Alabama their bottom
Lane strutted to town
Turn the misses around
And left her all hot and bothered
Now she's torn
A woman scorned
And Georgia got slaughtered
Of Alabama Glory
Before NIL was invented
The cash was paid
Players got laid
And transfers were prevented
Some kid had to sue
For all he was due
And now every school has riches
With Players well payed
Cignetti brought the raid
And made Ohio their bitches
The committee schemed
Or so it seemed
Wasn't Alabama always the Top
Their cherry got bust
With a deep Hoosier thrust
They made Alabama their bottom
Lane strutted to town
Turn the misses around
And left her all hot and bothered
Now she's torn
A woman scorned
And Georgia got slaughtered
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Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:55 pm to stitchop
Now do LSU, Chicken 
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:55 pm to stitchop
You need therapy man
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:56 pm to stitchop
Never seen fans of a 7-6 team with a coach who has no championships or playoff wins this excited.
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:02 pm to theballguy
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by theballguy
Hey look!
It's theballsonchinguy
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:18 pm to stitchop
Don't feel bad stitchop.
I posted some New Years wishes a few day ago with good intentions.. It was met with ridicule, hatred, and mockery.
Looks like you're getting the same treatment.
It's like some people here need to save up, send off, and buy a sense of humor. ( I'd pitch in )
I posted some New Years wishes a few day ago with good intentions.. It was met with ridicule, hatred, and mockery.
Looks like you're getting the same treatment.
It's like some people here need to save up, send off, and buy a sense of humor. ( I'd pitch in )
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:18 pm to stitchop
Struckanerve 
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:19 pm to Trumansfangs
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It's like some people here need to save up, send off, and buy a sense of humor. ( I'd pitch in )
Lotta Francis's here who need to lighten up
Posted on 1/3/26 at 2:09 pm to theballguy
Gather for a Chanson de geste
A story told of our great quest
A few words are told
Of men so bold
To make us the best.
Nineteen comes to mind
The greatest of all time
the tide was turned
Records were burned
He pulled us from a bind
As you all know
This was coach O
the blondes did abound
He ran us aground
And fell to the undefeated for
Many came before
Who's feats we adore
Saban the king
Gave us a ring
Then became a whore
Miles was great
A time to celebrate
Until he was no more
To big for his britches
He's one of the bitches
Who went out our door
Dietzel, what a giant
Gillman Lombardi and Bryant
He learned from coaches of lore
Champion of champions all
The legend of LSU begins with Paul
Looking back has it's downs
Curley the stooge, nardo and Bk the clowns
But the future looks bright
The end of the long night
For The Train has come to town
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