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Posted on 8/19/08 at 10:43 am to Lsupimp
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If La. and Bama are armpits, then Mississippi is definitely the sphincter.
Lets see, Alabama and Miss both have white beaches and La has mud. Sounds more like a sphincter to me.
Alabama and Miss have PLENTY of white trash rednecks! Dont get me wrong.
La. has the Urban culture thing going on with all its white trash. They all want to be black.
Tons of unwed single moms with mixed babies and gold teeth living in trailors.
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Rodman, curious how you never miss an opportunity to assume the board Nanny role ....
I am just saying, you guys are quick to point out "redenck white trash" when the conidtions in La arent any better if not worse.
Just saying be careful throwing rocks from your glass house.
This post was edited on 8/19/08 at 10:44 am
Posted on 8/19/08 at 10:46 am to Ray Ray Rodman
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Rodman
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Posted on 8/19/08 at 10:48 am to Ray Ray Rodman
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Just saying be careful throwing rocks from your glass house
FWIW, the maxim says to not throw stones in glass houses, not from them.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 10:52 am to Ray Ray Rodman
The thread was about an A & E Special.
That.
Took.
Place.
In.
Alabama.
Wherein, the aforementioned meth-heads were wearing ALABAMA gear .
Your psychological need to be The Board Nanny has grown tiresome.
You are Oprah-esque in your finger-wagging and earnest preachery.
But i still love ya man.
In fact, I hope to attend a taping of your show in Chicago.
Say hello to Dr. Phil for me .
That.
Took.
Place.
In.
Alabama.
Wherein, the aforementioned meth-heads were wearing ALABAMA gear .
Your psychological need to be The Board Nanny has grown tiresome.
You are Oprah-esque in your finger-wagging and earnest preachery.
But i still love ya man.
In fact, I hope to attend a taping of your show in Chicago.
Say hello to Dr. Phil for me .
Posted on 8/19/08 at 10:56 am to Rickety Cricket
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Just saying be careful throwing rocks from your glass house
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FWIW, the maxim says to not throw stones in glass houses, not from them.
I take it you guys aren't fans of the comedian Demetri Martin?
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There's a saying that goes "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Okay. How about "Nobody should throw stones." That's just crappy behavior. My policy is: "No stone throwing regardless of housing situation." Don't do it. There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, then throw it. What are you, an idiot? So maybe it's "Only people in glass houses should throw stones, provided they are trapped in the house with a stone." It's a little longer, but yeah.
He does his act with a sketch pad where he draws out the things he talks about. Hilarious.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 10:58 am to DvlsAdvocat
Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:33 am to Lsupimp
Its just tiresome to hear people in La talk about other states when La. is clearly at the bottom of everything.
Guess they dont get out much.
"They are a bunch of rednecks in Alabama" says the wanker.
Guess they dont get out much.
"They are a bunch of rednecks in Alabama" says the wanker.
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Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:39 am to Ray Ray Rodman
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Urban culture
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want to be black
quote:It's pretty easy to tell what really bothers you. You like your white trash as long at it sticks to it's own kind.
mixed babies
Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:54 am to Ray Ray Rodman
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La. has the Urban culture thing going on with all its white trash. They all want to be black.
Leave Mr. Clean out of this.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 11:59 am to Cash
Posted on 8/19/08 at 12:06 pm to DvlsAdvocat
BTW, google search Meth Mountain and this thread is #3.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 12:15 pm to Cash
It was down to #9 when I searched. Must be a lot of interest in meth today.... 
Posted on 8/19/08 at 1:35 pm to Cash
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Leave Mr. Clean out of this
Oh, damn, that is just not right.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 1:35 pm to Ray Ray Rodman
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Lets see, Alabama and Miss both have white beaches and La has mud
There's this little thing called the Mississippi River that flows into the Gulf at Louisiana. Makes it a little difficult for our beaches to be white......By the way, if you think the Mississippi Beaches are nice I feel for you. Nicer than ours maybe, but not nice. The further you go from the mouth of the river the nicer the beaches will be.
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Posted on 8/19/08 at 1:56 pm to noladan
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By the way, if you think the Mississippi Beaches are nice I feel for you
Hello, I live in Destin. btw it was a joke.
Posted on 8/19/08 at 2:01 pm to Ray Ray Rodman
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R.P. is on the other side of Gadsden. He is probably like an hour from Meth Mountain. And for those who don't know Meth Mountain (Sand Mountain) runs from around Boaz all the way up close to Tennessee/Georgia line. It is not just one mountain but a region, Northeastern Alabama.
thanks for the directions...now i got something to do this wknd
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Posted on 8/19/08 at 2:17 pm to TheChamp
in more Marshall County news
Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.
Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.
It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.
"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.
It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.
Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.
"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.
That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."
"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.
Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.
Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.
"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.
Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.
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Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.
Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.
It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.
"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.
It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.
Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.
"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.
That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."
"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.
Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.
Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.
"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.
Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.
LINK
Posted on 8/19/08 at 2:43 pm to itawambadog
My wife is from the other side of Sand Mountian. South Pitt..... Her parents actually go to church on Sand Mnt. Let me warn everyone: DO NOT GO THERE!! You might never come back......
Those people are crazy!!!!
Those people are crazy!!!!
Posted on 8/19/08 at 2:47 pm to itawambadog
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"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend.
It could only be worse if their girlfriend was their sister.
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