MSU vs Kentucky -

Matchup Article


Somebody gets an SEC win tonight.. It isn't going to be exactly free, but damn near it. MSU has had an off week, and Kinfricky has to play us in Starkville at night. Thanks for the V in advance.



A few Kentucky jokes for your reading pleasure:

A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."


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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky ?
Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Kentucky. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets divorced, they can STILL be cousins.

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A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania ".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands and raises his drink and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"