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Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:26 pm
Hey queers, just wanted to run this by you:
While im deficating on an OSHA approved toilet lid, I will angle my hang down, naturally, backwards.
It's a game I play with my turds. Once the long fecal matter leaves me, I point my piss canon towards my fecal log, in hopes of breaking it up as it falls from thy anus. Some would say it's a great game to play whence you're bored.
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Can't wait for your opinions.
No homo
While im deficating on an OSHA approved toilet lid, I will angle my hang down, naturally, backwards.
It's a game I play with my turds. Once the long fecal matter leaves me, I point my piss canon towards my fecal log, in hopes of breaking it up as it falls from thy anus. Some would say it's a great game to play whence you're bored.
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Can't wait for your opinions.
No homo
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 2:57 pm to teamjackson
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Hey queers
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No homo
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:07 pm to teamjackson
I’m telling ‘ya Brother, f@#k wiping, you gotta hook yourself up with a Bidet.
Come on in, Man…the water’s warm
No shite (no pun intended)…there legitimately is a warm water setting!!
You don’t even need to replace your currently installed Crapper. You can get an “after market” unit that’ll easily adapt to your respective $hitter.
These easily adaptable & installable Bidets come with ALL kinds of bells & whistles. Mine even has low level aqua-blue colored motion detection night light in case I’m stumbling around in the dark that automatically illuminates my heading & direction towards the “duece-drop-zone” in the wee hours of the early morning!!!
Not only is the Bidet water pre-heated, it allows for multiple “force settings”…
…You got the standard “Low-Medium-High” setting ranges.
Butt? (pun intended)…
For the REALLY tough jobs?…when you gotta hit all the Nooks, Crannies, Dingleberries, and stubborn Crack-Crust-Build-Up…be sure to get yourself one that has a “Riot-Dispersement-Water-Cannon” setting….
…It’ll change your life, My Man !!
Come on in, Man…the water’s warm
No shite (no pun intended)…there legitimately is a warm water setting!!
You don’t even need to replace your currently installed Crapper. You can get an “after market” unit that’ll easily adapt to your respective $hitter.
These easily adaptable & installable Bidets come with ALL kinds of bells & whistles. Mine even has low level aqua-blue colored motion detection night light in case I’m stumbling around in the dark that automatically illuminates my heading & direction towards the “duece-drop-zone” in the wee hours of the early morning!!!
Not only is the Bidet water pre-heated, it allows for multiple “force settings”…
…You got the standard “Low-Medium-High” setting ranges.
Butt? (pun intended)…
For the REALLY tough jobs?…when you gotta hit all the Nooks, Crannies, Dingleberries, and stubborn Crack-Crust-Build-Up…be sure to get yourself one that has a “Riot-Dispersement-Water-Cannon” setting….
…It’ll change your life, My Man !!
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:48 pm to teamjackson
Generally a corn cob but if you got lucky, the Sears Catalogue was the Cadillac of TP.
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:01 pm to Cheese Grits
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the Sears Catalogue was the Cadillac of TP.
Excellent point, Grits
However? … it was always prudent to use the tool/hardware/home goods/appliances pages first and hang on to the “Women’s Apparel” section featuring the Bra’s & Girdles as long as possible in the ‘ol “One-Holer” $hithouse spank bank
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:39 pm to Cheese Grits
Growing up, my great-grandparents still had an outhouse. We always thought it was neat to get to use it when visiting them. Of course, never had to use it in the middle of a winter night.
They didn't get indoor plumbing until the mid-late 80s.
They didn't get indoor plumbing until the mid-late 80s.
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:50 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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“One-Holer” $hithouse spank bank“..
With the Good Lord & Savior AND the honorable late HRV as my witness…I SWEAR I currently have no alters!!
And yes?…I know…having a username as “wordy” as SupperClubDrunkBus seems quite cumbersome
But?…if I ever get the unforgiving “Ban-Hammer” spitefully brought down upon me, in what would most certainly be an unfortunate circumstance of an ignorant contextual misunderstanding on the part of an obtuse & misguided Moderator?
…my “reincarnated” Username/Handle that will rise like the Phoenix from the ashes will be:
One-Holer-$hithouse-Spank-Bank
Posted on 6/8/26 at 6:35 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 6/8/26 at 6:42 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
What in the hell are you even talking about?
This is an arse whiping thread. Get with the program.
Best,
arse.
This is an arse whiping thread. Get with the program.
Best,
arse.
Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:41 pm to teamjackson
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This is an arse wiping thread….
What I’m trying to say, Homo, is to forget everything you know about wiping your arse.
…What I’m trying to say, is that you need to WASH your arse!!
Like the late Redd Foxx so eloquently explained….I’m not saying you need to wash your WHOLE arse
I’m just saying you gotta wash your arse HOLE !!
Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:55 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Is that Pam Bondi?
Posted on 6/8/26 at 8:08 pm to teamjackson
Posted on 6/8/26 at 8:28 pm to OK Roughneck
As ALWAYS, Pleasant Mart delivers the goods!!
“I just wanna know where I can see some of them poop’in videos…
…ya’ll got a Facebook page, Tik-Tok, Instagram or some’thin?”
????
“I just wanna know where I can see some of them poop’in videos…
…ya’ll got a Facebook page, Tik-Tok, Instagram or some’thin?”
????
Posted on 6/8/26 at 8:32 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Pleasant Mart Always Cracks me up
Posted on 6/8/26 at 10:18 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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I’m telling ‘ya Brother, f@#k wiping, you gotta hook yourself up with a Bidet.
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