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re: Wife just told me to not call or text her again

Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:55 pm to
dammit, you're right. He can't hotwire the tractor?

Even I don't know that and I lived in rural Arkansas for my first 18 years.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:56 pm to
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If female, maybe she suspects you're banging her.


If male, maybe she's banging him and he threatened to tell you he's the father.


Or maybe if the friend is male pio is bangi....nm I rather not find out.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:56 pm to
Was gonna call cops on me. Police will side with 8month preggo lady everytime.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41393 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:57 pm to
That's a good point.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:57 pm to
Man this plot keeps thickening.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7483 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Police will side with 8month preggo lady everytime.


... and shoot your dog.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:57 pm to
She thinks he killed his own kid when it was really the mom
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107912 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

Was gonna call cops on me. Police will side with 8month preggo lady everytime.



Your story is now spiraling into the unbelievable. Interesting you didn't make that known. Also, how the hell would she know you went to your friends? Tha frick?
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:58 pm to
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She will be here in 69 days so its time to step up


CALLED IT! Kenny Powers had problems accepting fatherhood too.


Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:59 pm to
I dont look like kenny powers
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32655 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

She thinks he killed his own kid when it was really the mom

¿Que?
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23336 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 10:59 pm to
Cops is tame for an 8 month preggo

You're lucky you've still got your peen
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:01 pm to
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Maybe you should've done a show while you were walking!



kind of hard to do a show when he's locked out of his internet devices.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107912 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:02 pm to
pio's wife says:

quote:

She will be here in 69 days so its time to step up



pio says:

quote:

8month preggo lady



This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 11:03 pm
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21651 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:03 pm to
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Was gonna call cops on me. Police will side with 8month preggo lady everytime.


How is it you know the baby isn't yours?

This thread is epic but I'm mostly concerned about this kid about to be born.

Assuming this isn't all a hoax...
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
105977 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:03 pm to
The alter is falling apart.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:03 pm to
Yeah this thread does not deliver.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:04 pm to
30weeks 1day exactly
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107912 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

The alter is falling apart.



In a very bad way
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:04 pm to
quote:


I dont look like kenny powers


I've seen your shows and he could be your brother.
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