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Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:21 am to Bama Bird
You're still assuming they're hostile and would probe someone
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:00 pm to Wtodd
OP's only about the probing sort 
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:17 am to Bama Bird
I'm starting to get that......he could always probe himself and leave the board alone
Posted on 11/15/21 at 12:15 pm to Bama Bird
quote:You ever seen that big-arse shaft that they use?...and they use NO lubricant!...bastards have ZERO sympathy!
Why is anal probing considered the worst thing aliens can do to you?
Posted on 11/30/21 at 4:52 pm to Bama Bird
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Why is anal probing considered the worst thing aliens can do to you?
If you had hemorrhoids you'd understand.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 6:02 am to Bama Bird
quote:Those fingers are cold and knobby.
Why is anal probing considered the worst thing aliens can do to you?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 4:40 am to Bama Bird
I don’t think that would be the worst, it would be bad, but I remember the movie “Fire in the Sky” and when the aliens have the guy on the slab with the melted rubber shite on him, with a slit cut open over one eye while the needle thing is slowly descending into his eyeball is fricking terrifying.
This post was edited on 12/9/21 at 4:44 am
Posted on 12/9/21 at 5:43 am to Bama Bird
... maybe because it's the last thing you remember before waking up. eta: (Or maybe it's because we know once we clean out a mud bug's arse... the next thing is to boil him alive and eat him.)
This post was edited on 12/9/21 at 5:45 am
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