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re: Why do European men dress like Gay American men?

Posted on 3/13/15 at 5:12 am to
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 5:12 am to
"Relatively fit" "48-50 jacket and 36-38 waist "

Does not compute unless you are 6' 7"
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 7:30 am to
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Now if he is some redneck hick with a mullet and bad teeth or he looks like your Avi...how can you not judge him?


I think that would make it all the better. In your estimation, what type of person can pull this look off? Btw, that's Bubbles in my avi and he has the Swayze Express, so he's probably better than you.
Posted by 5thTiger
Member since Nov 2014
7996 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 8:32 am to
The answer is that Americans wear clothes that do not fit correctly. The average American wears clothes that are 2 sizes (or 2-4 inches) larger than they should.

Like alot of things in America, the lower level of income, the less likely a person is to wear the correct size. 35.7% of Americans are OBESE. Not overweight, but obese. People wear "loose" clothing to cover up fat, when in reality they should be sizing down.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 8:39 am to
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Shut up catfan


Who knew that was coming?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 8:50 am to
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People wear "loose" clothing to cover up fat, when in reality they should be sizing down.


None of my kids are fat at all. (skinny mostly) and most like loose fitting clothing because its more comfortable.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63307 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 8:51 am to
Lots of self loathing Americans in here. Sad to see really
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102011 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 1:57 pm to
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Posted by Rebelgator I'd give it a 75% chance that all of your pants have a Skoal ring.


I've never dipped in my entire life actually. It's disgusting...I'll keep my teeth thank you
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102011 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 2:15 pm to
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You wear a lot of camo, don't you?


Only when I go hunting.

I typically wear jeans or khakis with either work boots or ostrich skin boots, with a button down shirt. I have a couple nice Italian suits for formal occasions
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 2:16 pm to
I have a feeling lots of pillow cases in your house have holes in them. How many white cloaks do you own?

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102011 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 2:26 pm to
My cloak is red, I'm a grand wizard
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
128175 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 3:50 pm to
This is a game my wife and I play on vacation.

Gay or European

Socks/footwear are often the determining factor.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 4:31 pm to
How do gay Europeans find out if another guy is gay? Seems like a bad system.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20127 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 4:56 pm to
A 14 inch drop from chest to waist is relatively good shape for a man in his mid 40s Most of my mass is not table muscle.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20127 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 5:02 pm to
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In your estimation, what type of person can pull this look off? Btw, that's Bubbles in my avi and he has the Swayze Express, so he's probably better than you.


I'd think a guy going to a hip retro look could pull it off. Some dry fit sweat pants, some cool Chuck Taylor's and track jacket (maybe even a winter hat with ear flaps that looks like a monkey......)

Who the frick is Bubbles and WTF is Swayze Express. Sounds like some hipster shyiat to me!
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 6:50 pm to
Trailer Park Boys NSFW

Im sure you'll hate it, but here is a clip that doesn't do it justice.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 7:51 pm to
V-neck t-shirts (as long as they're not tight) are awesome and a sure way to attract attention from women IF you're in shape.


Skinny jeans are just lame as hell.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 3/13/15 at 8:12 pm to
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V-neck t-shirts (as long as they're not tight) are awesome and a sure way to attract attention from women IF you're in shape.



This is quite true.
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