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Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:26 pm to OBReb6
Not getting arrested in T-Town after we lost there last year.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:27 pm to Wishnitwas1998
But this is different, hangovers are a punishment for your sins.
Cheating a hangover is like wrecking your car and framing someone else and getting away with it, on a much smaller scale.
Cheating a hangover is like wrecking your car and framing someone else and getting away with it, on a much smaller scale.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:28 pm to OBReb6
Hmmmmmm........true......tis getting deep
Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:33 pm to Sus-Scrofa
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Not getting arrested in T-Town after we lost there last year.
Last time I was there I killed nearly a fifth of Evan and crushed up 30 MGs worth of adderall within about an hour and a half. I literally thought I was going to die. Never again.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:10 pm to OBReb6
yeah i've gotten off lucky alcohol wise for all the retarded shite i have done.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:14 pm to NIH
I drank 3 straight 8oz glasses of straight jack daniels...
after that the rest of the night is on camera
after that the rest of the night is on camera
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:18 pm to NIH
waking up naked in a exgf's backyard and making it home on foot w/o getting arrested.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:25 pm to NIH
Let me take this opportunity to challenge you all to 100 Beer Club.
simply it's 100 12 oz. beers from midnight Thurs. to midnight Sunday. 3 entire days. It works out to being a beer every 43 minutes.
I don't think it can be done. You have to have your wildest, craziest night of drinking in your life and then do it 2 more times in a row. I'm sure there's some homeless bum that downs fifths of vodka daily that can do it, but normal functioning person, not a chance.
Use cans, you have to keep your empties and number them as proof.
Let us know how it turns out. There's a belt buckle in it for you if you can do it.
simply it's 100 12 oz. beers from midnight Thurs. to midnight Sunday. 3 entire days. It works out to being a beer every 43 minutes.
I don't think it can be done. You have to have your wildest, craziest night of drinking in your life and then do it 2 more times in a row. I'm sure there's some homeless bum that downs fifths of vodka daily that can do it, but normal functioning person, not a chance.
Use cans, you have to keep your empties and number them as proof.
Let us know how it turns out. There's a belt buckle in it for you if you can do it.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:43 pm to NIH
A group of 4 of us went to Ga Tech for their spring party weekend.
We drank our entire way from Oxford to Atl. We took turns driving and drinking. I think we had 10 beers each. Then when we got to Ga Tech we started playing beer pong and some guys we knew weren't drinking. We were like why not? They said they we doing a Triathlon that night. Come to find out it was a drinking game.
30 Pack Of Beer.
Handle of Whiskey
5 Liter box of Red Wine.
And a Bottle of Champagne for a "victory lap"
Teams of six. First team to finish all wins.
We picked up 2 people from GaTech and from what I understand went on to crush the other teams.
We drank our entire way from Oxford to Atl. We took turns driving and drinking. I think we had 10 beers each. Then when we got to Ga Tech we started playing beer pong and some guys we knew weren't drinking. We were like why not? They said they we doing a Triathlon that night. Come to find out it was a drinking game.
30 Pack Of Beer.
Handle of Whiskey
5 Liter box of Red Wine.
And a Bottle of Champagne for a "victory lap"
Teams of six. First team to finish all wins.
We picked up 2 people from GaTech and from what I understand went on to crush the other teams.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:49 pm to GatorReb
It seems like Oxford is the only place around that can compete with South Louisiana.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:54 pm to NIH
Every time I've visited another school, or people from another school have stayed with us, be have absolutely blown them out of the water. I've never been to ULL, but OM goes fricking hard.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:59 pm to OBReb6
Auburn doesn't drink as heavily as most schools as a whole. That said, I could probably get a group together that could go toe to toe with anyone.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:00 am to OBReb6
One night back in college I had far too much to drink at a party. I could feel the puke coming, so I left the party to walk back to my dorm on a cold night.
A few blocks away from the party, the puke came. I stumbled into a random yard and I began to vomit. The puking progressively worsened to the point that I couldn't stand. The world was spinning out of control. I was forced to crawl.
Then I blacked out....
Some time later, I tried to open my eyes but they wouldn't open. My body was violently shivering and I tried to move but I couldn't. I jerked my arm and I heard a loud CRACK - the sound of ice breaking. I realized that a layer of ice covered my entire body.
I reached up to my face to scratch off the ice which covered my eyes. When I cracked open my eyes I was staring into the dark midnight sky as a mixture of ice and snow silently fell down to earth.
How long had I been unconscious and was I dying?
I sat up, extremely confused, freezing, ice cracking with every bodily movement.
Somehow I stumbled back to the party and weakly knocked on the door. A girl answered the door and in shock at my appearance (frozen puke on my face, ice covered body, blue lips) yelled my name. I stuttered in response, "I'm-m-m-m-m cold."
She screamed for help and the entire party came to my aid, took me inside, stripped me naked and put me in a hot bathtub.
I blacked out again...
I woke up the next morning spooning naked with the girl who had answered the door the night before.
Sometimes ice storms bring good fortune.
A few blocks away from the party, the puke came. I stumbled into a random yard and I began to vomit. The puking progressively worsened to the point that I couldn't stand. The world was spinning out of control. I was forced to crawl.
Then I blacked out....
Some time later, I tried to open my eyes but they wouldn't open. My body was violently shivering and I tried to move but I couldn't. I jerked my arm and I heard a loud CRACK - the sound of ice breaking. I realized that a layer of ice covered my entire body.
I reached up to my face to scratch off the ice which covered my eyes. When I cracked open my eyes I was staring into the dark midnight sky as a mixture of ice and snow silently fell down to earth.
How long had I been unconscious and was I dying?
I sat up, extremely confused, freezing, ice cracking with every bodily movement.
Somehow I stumbled back to the party and weakly knocked on the door. A girl answered the door and in shock at my appearance (frozen puke on my face, ice covered body, blue lips) yelled my name. I stuttered in response, "I'm-m-m-m-m cold."
She screamed for help and the entire party came to my aid, took me inside, stripped me naked and put me in a hot bathtub.
I blacked out again...
I woke up the next morning spooning naked with the girl who had answered the door the night before.
Sometimes ice storms bring good fortune.
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 12:15 am
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:02 am to mizzoukills
I don't know what to think of your posts anymore
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:05 am to OBReb6
Just go with it. I'm privileging you with glimpses into my past. Like a time machine!
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:05 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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Let me take this opportunity to challenge you all to 100 Beer Club.
simply it's 100 12 oz. beers from midnight Thurs. to midnight Sunday. 3 entire days. It works out to being a beer every 43 minutes.
I don't think it can be done. You have to have your wildest, craziest night of drinking in your life and then do it 2 more times in a row. I'm sure there's some homeless bum that downs fifths of vodka daily that can do it, but normal functioning person, not a chance.
Use cans, you have to keep your empties and number them as proof.
Let us know how it turns out. There's a belt buckle in it for you if you can do it.
I might have to get a few friends together and make a run at this if there's a weekend that is suitable. Are stimulants admissible as aids in the challenge?
Edit: Actually never mind. I think by Sunday morning I would probably be too exhausted or just pass out totally. I would rather just have a normal awesome weekend
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 12:10 am
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:07 am to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:09 am to Crowknowsbest
I want to know if the 43 minutes accounts for sleeping time, and I dont feel like calculating it.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:11 am to OBReb6
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I want to know if the 43 minutes accounts for sleeping time, and I dont feel like calculating it.
That includes sleeping time. That would be the main issue.
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