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re: Went to an adult store for the first time..
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:06 am to Hogwarts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:06 am to Hogwarts
I am genuinely surprised that at 31 y/o you have not been to a strip club. Have you ever been to a bachelor party?
Strip clubs aren't necessarily my thing, but they're fun with a group.
Hell, I've been kicked out of one by a stripper. She was bigger than me. That was a helluva night.
Strip clubs aren't necessarily my thing, but they're fun with a group.
Hell, I've been kicked out of one by a stripper. She was bigger than me. That was a helluva night.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 1:38 pm
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:08 am to DownSouthJukin
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Have you ever been to a bachelor party?
Yeah but none ever ended up at a Strip Club. I have lived a very sheltered life according to Mrs. Hogwarts.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:09 am to Hogwarts
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Yeah but none ever ended up at a Strip Club.
I see you're from Central Arkansas. How many bachelor parties ended up in a barnyard?
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:43 am to DownSouthJukin
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I am genuinely surprised that at 31 y/o you have not been to a strip club
Maybe he doesn't like the smell of STD's.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:50 am to kywildcatfanone
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Maybe he doesn't like the smell of STD's.
I've never been close enough to any to smell them.
Please, enlighten the board.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:22 pm to DownSouthJukin
He walked right into that one.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:28 pm to Carolina_Girl
Yeahhh that was too easy
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:51 pm to Hogwarts
I've never been to a strip club either, don't let these pervs hassle you
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:55 pm to BowlJackson
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BowlJackson
King Betasexual.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:02 pm to DownSouthJukin
Sorry, I cant hear you over all the #MeToo allegations piling up at your feet
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:08 pm to Hogwarts
There is this massive adult store about 30-45 minutes north of Knoxville on I-75. I mean YUGE, size of a Walmart. Has a damn movie theater in it, and private booths.
Drove by it a hundred times when I was working in south Kentucky, never stopped until one week I was working with my dad and he asked if I'd ever been in there. I said "no, have you?", he said "no, but I've passed by it so many times that I just want to know what the hell is in that place".
So we decided to stop on our way home from Corbin. Holy shite, there was DVDs and Toys for every fetish imaginable, outfits, VHS tapes, whips, chains, cuffs, pocket pussies (vibrating and non-vibrating with every race and pubic style), male and female blowup dolls, and DILDOS as far the eye could see.
My dad was cracking up when he came across a dildo display that I thought had to be a joke (at least I hope it was). They had an ethnically diverse selection of flesh colored dildos that were at least a yard long and as thick as my wrists. Of course, I couldn't help myself, I picked one of these monsters up and started doing the helicopter.
At this point my dad is laughing so loud that all the other perverts in the store are now looking at us and getting annoyed, one of the clerks came over and asked "Can I help y'all with anything?". I said "no, ma'am, I think we're beyond help at this point".
We were asked to keep it down or leave, so we left.
Don't know if the store is still there, but for years, whenever we were on a road trip and there's a billboard for a novelty shop, my dad starts laughing.
Drove by it a hundred times when I was working in south Kentucky, never stopped until one week I was working with my dad and he asked if I'd ever been in there. I said "no, have you?", he said "no, but I've passed by it so many times that I just want to know what the hell is in that place".
So we decided to stop on our way home from Corbin. Holy shite, there was DVDs and Toys for every fetish imaginable, outfits, VHS tapes, whips, chains, cuffs, pocket pussies (vibrating and non-vibrating with every race and pubic style), male and female blowup dolls, and DILDOS as far the eye could see.
My dad was cracking up when he came across a dildo display that I thought had to be a joke (at least I hope it was). They had an ethnically diverse selection of flesh colored dildos that were at least a yard long and as thick as my wrists. Of course, I couldn't help myself, I picked one of these monsters up and started doing the helicopter.
At this point my dad is laughing so loud that all the other perverts in the store are now looking at us and getting annoyed, one of the clerks came over and asked "Can I help y'all with anything?". I said "no, ma'am, I think we're beyond help at this point".
We were asked to keep it down or leave, so we left.
Don't know if the store is still there, but for years, whenever we were on a road trip and there's a billboard for a novelty shop, my dad starts laughing.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:10 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:10 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Haha that is hilarious
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:24 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Vols&Shaft83
Quality father/son time.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:45 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Quality father/son time.
Yeah, at that time, my dad and I were working for the same insurance company and he was my manager. All those road trips allowed us to catch up on all the bonding that we missed when I was a kid.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:53 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I don't really see a point to strip clubs. Between the ages of 18 - 20 it seemed pretty exciting, but these days I can go to any bar and buy women who don't want to sleep with me drinks. I will say going to the strip club with my girlfriend or even just my female friends in college was always a blast. Mostly just because apparently all strippers want in life is another woman to comfortably/uncomfortably snuggle up to.
Porn shops are always hilarious. The dildo wall looks like an alien death ray assortment.
Porn shops are always hilarious. The dildo wall looks like an alien death ray assortment.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:27 pm to DownSouthJukin
12 years old I see
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:36 pm to kywildcatfanone
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12 years old I see
Depends on the time of day and the subject matter.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:54 pm to LouisvilleKat
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The dildo wall looks like an alien death ray assortment.
The sheer number of dildo varieties is mind blowing. And women (and Toddy) are obviously buying these things or they wouldn't keep making them.
Seems unfair that we have to compete with the unstoppable capitalist machine that is the dildo industry.
There's no way we can live up to that standard.
Ever "accidentally" find your wife's/girlfriend's dildo? Unless she uses a Bullet exclusively, it's a humbling experience
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:My girlfriend never hid them from me. But I admit I was more than a little rustled by the rabbit one she had. The fricking head turns completely around and its got the button flicker tail. How the fudge am I supposed to compete with that
Ever "accidentally" find your wife's/girlfriend's dildo? Unless she uses a Bullet exclusively, it's a humbling experience
Hell I guess I should just be glad it didn't have a bluetooth speaker.
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