Way Dowwwwwn in the jungle deep

The bad arse lion stepped on the signifyin monkey's feet.
The monkey said, "Muthafricka, can't you see?
Why, you standin on my goddamn feet!"
The lion said, "I ain't heard a word you said."
Said, "If you say three more I'll be steppin on yo muthafrickin head!"
Now, the monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree.
Bullshittin the lion everyday of the week.
Why, everyday before the sun go down,
That lion would kick his all through the jungle town.
But the monkey got wise and started usin his wit.
Said, "I'm gon' put a stop to this ole arse kickin shite!"
So he ran up on the lion the very next day.
Said, "Oh Mr. lion, there's a big, bad muthafricka comin your way.
And when you meet, it's gonna be a goddamn sin,
And wherever you meet some arse is bound to bend."
Said, "he's somebody that you don't know,
He just broke a-loose from the Ringlin Brothers show."
Said, "Baby, he talked about your people in a helluva way!
He talked about your people till my hair turned gray!
He said your daddy's a freak and your momma's a whore.
Said he spotted you running through the jungle
Sellin a-hole from door to door!
Said your sister did the damndest trick.
She got down so low and sucked a earthworm's dick.
Said he spotted yo niece behind the tree,
Screwin a muthafrickin flea!
He said he saw yo aunt sittin on the fence
Givin a goddamn zebra a french.
Then he talked about yo mammy and yo sister Lou,
Then he start talkin about how good yo grandmaw screw.
Said yo sister's a prostitute and yo brother's a punk,
And said I'll be damned if you don't eat all the pussy
You see when you get drunk!
He said he cornholed your uncle and fricked your aunty and niece,
And next time he see yo grandmaw he gonna get him another good piece.
Said your brother died with the whoopin cough
And your uncle died with the measles
And your old grandpaw died with a rag chunked up in his arse,
Said he's goin on home to Jesus.
And you know yo little sister that ya love so dear
I fricked her all day for a bottle of beer.
So, Mr. Lion, you know that ain't right.
Whenever you meet the elephant be ready to fight.
So the lion jumped up in a helluva rage!
Like a young cocksucker full of gage.
He let out a roar!
Tail shot back like a forty-four.
He went through the jungle knockin down trees,
Kickin giraffes to the knees.
The he ran up on the elephant talkin to the swine.
He said, "All right you big, bad muthafricka. It's gonna be yo arse or mine."
The elephant looked at him outta the corner of his eyes.
Said, "Alright go ahead home you little funny-bunny muthafricka
And pick on somebody your own size.
The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass.
The elephant side-stepped him and kicked him dead in his arse.
He busted up his jaw, fricked up his face.
Broke all four legs, snatched his arse outta place.
Picked him up, slammed him to the tree.
Nothin but lion shite as far as you could see.
He pulled out his nuts, rolled em in the sand.
And kicked his arse like a natural man!
They fought all night and all the next day.
Somehow the lion managed to get away.
But he drug his arse back to the jungle more dead than alive.
Just to run into that little monkey and some more of his signifying jive!
The little monkey said, "Goddamn ole partner, you don't look so swell."
Said, "Look like to me you caught a whole lotta hell."
Said, "Yo eyes is all red and yo a-hole is blue,
I knew in the beginning it wasn't shite to you.
There's one thing you and me gotta get straight
Cause you one ugly cocksucker I sure do hate!
Now, when you left, the jungle rung
Now you bring yo dog arse back here damn near hung.
Look muthafricka, ain't you a bitch!
Yo face look like you got the Seven Year Itch!
I told my wife before you left,
I should kicked yo arse my muthafrickin self!
Why I seen you when he threw you into that tree,
Cause some of that ole lion shite got on me!
Why every night when me and my wife is tryin to get a little bit,
Here you come around here with some that old "I owe" shite!
Shut up! Don't you roar!
Cause I'll bail outta this tree and whoop yo dog-arse some more!
And don't look up here with yo sucka-paw case.
Cause I'll piss through the bark of this tree in yo muthafrickin face!"
The little monkey got happy, started jumpin up and down.
His feet missed the limb and his arse hit the ground.
Like a streak of lighting and a ball of white heat,
That lion was on his arse with all four feet.
Dust rolled and tears came into the little monkey's eyes,
The little monkey said, "Look Mr. Lion, I apologize!"
Said, "If you let me get my nuts out the sand,
I'll fight yo arse like a natural man!
Look muthafricka, ain't you a bitch, you ain't raisin no hell,
Cause everybody saw you jump on me after I slipped and fell!
Said, "If you'll fight like men should
I'd whoop yo arse all over these woods!"
This made the lion mad!
It was the boldest challenge he ever had.
He squared off for the fight,
But that little monkey jumped damn near outta sight!
Landed waaay up in a banana tree and began to grin.
Sayin, "Look here you big, bad muthafricka, you been bullshitted again!
Why, I'll take me one of these bananas,
And whoop on yo arse till it sing the Star Spangle Banner!"
And said, "If you ever mess with me again,
I'm gonna send you back to my elephant friend!"
Said, "The things I told you will never part,
But what I'm gonna tell you know will break yo muthafrickin heart!"
Your mammy ain't no good and yo sister's been a whore"
Said, "I had that bitch on the corner for a year or more!"
The lion looked up with a helluva frown.
Roared so loud that little monkey fell back to the ground.
The little monkey looked up and said "Please, Mr. Lion!
Please don't take my life!
Cause I got thirteen kids and a very sick wife!"
Said, "All of my money to you I'll give, Mr. Lion,
Please just let me live!"
But the lion kicked him in his arse and broke his neck,
Left that little monkey in a helluva wreck.
The monkey looked to the sky,
With tears in his eyes.
Nothin he could see and nothin he could hear,
But he knew that it was the end of his bulllshittin and signifyin career!