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re: Was someone murdered in my house? (Pics)
Posted on 8/6/13 at 7:12 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 8/6/13 at 7:12 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
The thumbs up was meant that it would suck. These emotes confuse me.
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Posted on 8/6/13 at 7:16 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I bought a house once and went to the closing. When I got to the lawyer office there was like 5 extra people in the room with all this extra paperwork.
Story is, an hour before the closing the owner blew his brains out in the house. So the realtor mobilizes lawyers and cleaners, and all this stuff. They get a death certificate and all these power of attorney documents. They then give me all these indemnification agreements to sign.
Short Story: they clean him up and repaint the room while I'm having coffee in the office. We sign all the docs and I own the house like 20 mins later than planned. I wait one day, and go over there with my buddy who is an episcoal priest. He says a blessing, and we drink some wine.
It's all good. I got a ton of arse in that house. Best house I ever had
Story is, an hour before the closing the owner blew his brains out in the house. So the realtor mobilizes lawyers and cleaners, and all this stuff. They get a death certificate and all these power of attorney documents. They then give me all these indemnification agreements to sign.
Short Story: they clean him up and repaint the room while I'm having coffee in the office. We sign all the docs and I own the house like 20 mins later than planned. I wait one day, and go over there with my buddy who is an episcoal priest. He says a blessing, and we drink some wine.
It's all good. I got a ton of arse in that house. Best house I ever had
Posted on 8/6/13 at 7:29 pm to No Colors
There was a house in Trussville that had a double murder and suicide a few yrs ago. Stayed on the market for a couple yrs. Met the realtor who finally sold it, and said it was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy below market. Nobody would touch it.
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Police found one body in the main house, one in the guest house, and one in a car by the garage. All three victims had gunshot wounds
Posted on 8/6/13 at 7:51 pm to No Colors
quote:Did you at least get a discount of some sort?
Story is, an hour before the closing the owner blew his brains out in the house. So the realtor mobilizes lawyers and cleaners, and all this stuff. They get a death certificate and all these power of attorney documents. They then give me all these indemnification agreements to sign.
Short Story: they clean him up and repaint the room while I'm having coffee in the office. We sign all the docs and I own the house like 20 mins later than planned. I wait one day, and go over there with my buddy who is an episcoal priest. He says a blessing, and we drink some wine.
Posted on 8/6/13 at 8:06 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Kill it with fire.
Posted on 8/6/13 at 8:32 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I would call the police and have them analize those stains. You might have a cold case file of an unsolved killing.
Posted on 8/6/13 at 8:33 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
I wouldn't sweat it. I read somewhere once that like 3 out of 5 houses has had someone die in it. Most of us die in our homes.
Posted on 8/6/13 at 8:34 pm to avondale88
You're a sick frick, dude.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 12:05 am to InVolNerable
Fuq dude watching the at night in my bed its kind of scary haha
Posted on 8/7/13 at 12:27 am to MagillaGuerilla
I hate you for telling me that.
And I hate myself for Googling that dude and watching some of those films.
At home alone.
Damn I dum.
And I hate myself for Googling that dude and watching some of those films.
At home alone.
Damn I dum.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 7:41 pm to mwlewis
chicks be slamming each other on the concrete.
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