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Underneath the bridge, tarp has sprung a leak,

Posted on 1/14/25 at 6:39 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 6:39 pm
and the animals I've trapped, have all become my pets

And I'm living off of grass, and the drippings from the ceiling

It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings






Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:23 pm to
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Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2226 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 9:47 pm to
I have a porch possum I call Turlet. She’s a doll. Like an angry cat.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

I have a porch possum I call Turlet. She’s a doll. Like an angry cat.


Does she have a habit of getting in your way?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2226 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 10:08 pm to
No, she hisses or acts dead till I give her eggs or cat food. I like to take care of my critters. And she keeps snakes and bad bugs away. 10/10 would encourage everyone to “adopt” a Turlet.

But not my Turlet, she’s mine.
This post was edited on 1/14/25 at 10:09 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

No, she hisses or acts dead till I give her eggs or cat food. I like to take care of my critters. And she keeps snakes and bad bugs away. 10/10 would encourage everyone to “adopt” a Turlet.

But not my Turlet, she’s mine.


Something else must be in the way then. The search continues.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 10:32 pm to
They have medication now that may help you.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

They have medication now that may help you.




Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2226 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:20 am to
In the way of what? My lack of gracefulness is purely that. I got the funny gene, not the graceful one.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:21 am to
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In the way of what? My lack of gracefulness is purely that. I got the funny gene, not the graceful one.


Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2226 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:23 am to
I don’t know this song because
1) Elvis and Kurt scare me. They have haunting voices.
2) I don’t do drugs for fun so this depression music isn’t my style.
This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 12:25 am
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 12:35 am to
quote:

I don’t know this song because
1) Elvis and Kurt scare me. They have haunting voices.
2) I don’t do drugs for fun so this depression music isn’t my style.


"Depression music"

Funny enough that "Dumb" song by nirvana is a song that somewhat addresses that.

I hate to know what you'd think about AIC. If I was forced to only be able to listen to one band for the rest of my life it would be AIC.

Now this is a haunting voice.



This post was edited on 1/15/25 at 12:39 am
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20344 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 3:55 am to
quote:


I have a porch possum


I love you.


We raised 7 baby opossums for a week. They don't suckle they lap. I was one of the best weeks of my life.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58716 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 5:04 am to
quote:

We raised 7 baby opossums for a week. They don't suckle they lap. I was one of the best weeks of my life.


Till you ran out of peanut butter?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20344 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 5:10 am to
quote:

Till you ran out of peanut butter?


We took them to the LSU vet hospital. They raised and turned them loose.

My chocolate lab killed their mommy.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
12310 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 6:50 am to
quote:

I have a porch possum I call Turlet.
It's a snapper and all you boys seem to like it.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58716 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 8:55 am to
quote:

1) Elvis and Kurt scare me. They have haunting voices.


Well, they are actually dead. Are you saying their ghosts are singing to you at your place?


quote:

2) I don’t do drugs for fun


You are a real trooper doing drugs for no fun
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30660 posts
Posted on 1/15/25 at 5:08 pm to
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You are a real trooper doing drugs for no fun


Of all the reasons I've done drugs, fun was the best.

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