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re: That time of the year again: Mowing
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:53 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:53 pm to momentoftruth87
In a somewhat related question, why do people tend to drive those zero-turn-mowers so fast ?
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Posted on 4/12/19 at 6:05 pm to Trumansfangs
Because it's fun
Posted on 4/13/19 at 5:19 am to BowlJackson
Till you attack a ditch... 
Posted on 4/14/19 at 10:30 pm to momentoftruth87
Rocks and desert shrubbery don't need mowing. =[
I miss mowing
I miss mowing
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:50 pm to teamjackson
Arizona? California? I know you shared it with us back awhile ago but I have a bad memory thanks to all the pot you grow....
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:09 pm to Trumansfangs
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, why do people tend to drive those zero-turn-mowers so fast ?
A guy was telling me a story one time about when he first got his fancy zero turn thing and accidentally ran the mower up under a tree. Somehow he got a forked branch right in the neck and because it has those dual throttle things or whatever he panicked and pushed the mower forward even faster.
It frickin wiped his arse out and he looked like he nearly killed himself doing the auto-erotic asphixiation or whatever it's called.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:44 pm to momentoftruth87
Yeah it was out of control here like 2 months ago you Mid South Yankee
Posted on 4/17/19 at 9:49 pm to genro
Some people aren't afraid of the cold
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:03 pm to thatguy45
I went through the north central Ohio winter this year. Don't do that shite with me.
I'm not afraid of snakes either but I don't want to live in a snake pit
I'm not afraid of snakes either but I don't want to live in a snake pit
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:13 pm to genro
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I went through the north central Ohio winter this year. Don't do that shite with me.
I bet you wear a jacket when its 55 outside
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:18 pm to thatguy45
I know you Yankees bitch when it's 68 and humid. Because that happened today
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:19 pm to genro
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I know you Yankees bitch when it's 68 and humid
I do get uncomfortable if it gets above 70, is humid, and Im doin much.
Would rather have it be in the 50s or 60s when Im workin
Posted on 4/17/19 at 10:49 pm to thatguy45
quote:damn son and you started this shite
I do get uncomfortable if it gets above 70
Posted on 4/18/19 at 1:59 am to genro
Would you rather I lie? You deflected when I brought up the jacket in 50 some degree weather. Deflecting is cheap
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:06 pm to momentoftruth87
Only because ... our mower is broken, the guy who was supposed to mow and give us a proposal on some landscaping projects hasn’t gotten back to us, and the kids who mowed some last year showed up at the door but I put them off to wait for the other guy. Ugh. Now it it’s starting to really need mowing and I need to find a place to fix my mower,
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:01 am to Kentucker
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Bluegrass likes to be mowed every four days but that ain't gonna happen.
When you Kentucky folks talk about "blue Grass", what type of grass specifically are you referring to? There are many types of blue grass. Are you talking about fescue?
ETA: types of blue grass that I can think of off the top of my head include certain varieties of switchgrass such as "Dallas Blues", blue stem, Indian grass, blue eyed grass. But all of those and their multiple varieties are prairie grasses that don't ever like to be mowed.
I'm guessing you're talking about some type of grass brought here from Europe. In which case, Kentucky shouldn't call it "Kentucky" bluegrass. They should call it bluegrass Kentucky took from another part of the world and tried to call it their own.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 8:09 am
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:33 pm to BoarEd
Still haven't mowed!! 
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