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Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 9:53 pm to
*semantics
Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:03 pm to
*whatever
Posted by TheSandman
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:09 pm to
It's 10:00, I'm in Auburn, and I'm starving.

Someone familiar with the area tell me where to go eat otherwise I'm going to Little Italy.

ETA: Por favor
This post was edited on 2/1/14 at 10:10 pm
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:12 pm to
*just keeping it real
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:13 pm to
Mama Goldberg's?
Posted by TheSandman
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:15 pm to
Done.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:16 pm to
Sucks about your situation man

I hope you can keep that bastard away from all your other stuff
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:16 pm to
Not sure if its open, but get the Mama's Love.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:17 pm to
Hey Sandman
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:20 pm to
Jesus christo, 4 Vesper's and shite is sideways.
Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:44 pm to
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Atom, Age 34, Atlanta

I'm 34, married to Satan's retarded daughter, who has become like a cancer in my arse. I practiced abstinence against my will. I'm in so much debt I robbed Peter to pay Paul. Now Peter is taking me to court and Paul is still mad. I had 1 1/2 year of college, 14 years ago. Dead end job after dead end job after dead end job. Weed is my sanctuary - just don't tell my wife - she'll frick that up too. My only joy was another woman. Oh, but she is married to some a-hole. I want to swap spouses, but you know you can't get rid of cancer.


Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:46 pm to
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Anonymous, Age 40, Arizona

I guess I'm supposed to be happy that he has a job. The father of my kids never did, but now my second husband does and people act like I'm supposed to just be glad that I've got a man with a job. I'm miserable. The sex is horrible. It was only 10 years ago, after the kids' father and I broke up that I even had my first orgasm. It was like a sexual awakening. But what was the point with little limp arse dick around? I can't even get laid right, not even once. That orgasm was SELF induced. I feel like I'm in my sexual prime and in some sort of prison. I want to be touched, lusted after. This has nothing to do with love. My husband loves me. He's a loving, faithful man. But that's part of the problem. He won't even try to give me any pleasure sexually. And the attempts he rarely makes are feeble at best. He just wants to stick it in and doesn't care if I orgasm or not. He will sometimes apologize for being so quick but isn't willing to do a damn thing about it. I'm so miserable. Is it wrong to just want a real live sexy man to frick your brains out and make you feel attractive and sexy just once in your fricking life?


Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:50 pm to
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Anonymous, Age 20, Minnesota

My life sucks.  My fiancé, who I've been with for three years and is my best and only friend, is in prison until next May.  The visits are non-contact so I can't even hug him.  I have severe depression, anxiety and psychosis but my parents think I have a vitamin deficiency.  I've been in and out of the crazy house for most of my life.  I'd kill myself (I've tried to many times in the past) but I have credit card debt of over a $1000, plus a funeral would be very expensive too, and I don't want to burden my parents with that.  I have a nice body and shite and can get a guy pretty easily, but my mind is so fricked up that they all run for it.  I tried convincing my shrink that I needed a lobotomy but he just raised my medication.  Life sucks goat's balls.




You crazy
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:51 pm to
What the frick is going on up in this thread?
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:54 pm to
I'm sideways and they're being emo.
Posted by reggierayreb
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:58 pm to
What the hell ? You reading about other people's wrecked lives to feel better about what SMU did to your Tigers earlier today ?
This post was edited on 2/1/14 at 11:00 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 10:59 pm to
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What the hell ?
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:04 pm to
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I'm sideways and they're being emo.



I don't get it.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:06 pm to
Neither do I.
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