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Sunday AMA: pioneerbasketball
Posted on 6/2/18 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 6/2/18 at 10:45 pm
Today we are graced with the presence of pioneerbasketball, one of the site's most respected members and OT Lounge OG. Average rantards will know his as the Founder, CEO, and Lead Anchor of the Pioneer Entertainment Empire, renowned for its consistent quality and dominating command of the Game, Morning, and Weather Thread markets, but today we get to know the person behind the threads. A member since 2005, Pio rises from the depths of the internet like a Lovecraftian Old One to answer any and all of your questions.
But before we begin let's take a deeper look at Pio:
Name: pioneerbasketball
Team: Arkansas/Bunchie
Character Allignment: Lawful Neutral
Overall Power Level: 8
Special Moves: Subtle troll (level 10), Owl-posting (level 8)
Health: 10
Allies: Team Bunchie (no known members)
Enemies: Daytime, Hogvillians
Age: 31
Gender: Fellar
Location: Backwoods Arkansas, possibly Jonesboro adjacent maybe still in Florida, originally from Batesville
Race/Ethnicity: Melanin challenged
Occupation: Probably hunting vampires or sumpin, at one point he spun signs for a living
Education: Batesville High, Class of '05
Social Media: Unknown
Joined: 10/24/2005
Total Posts: 76269
Average posts per day: 16.56
Total Threads Started: 5893
Breakdown of indexed posts:
note: only 51369 of Pio's 76269 posts (67.35%) are indexed and available. The remaining 24900 posts have either been removed, archived, or are in hidden boards.
pioneerbasketball's first retrievable post: LINK
Posted on 11/23/07 at 10:14 am to Fairhope Tiger
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Big meltdown on this board. [ if Les Miles loses to Arkansas]
Les Miles would indeed go on to lose to Arkansas that very day.
The Origin of Team Bunchie LINK posted on 1/8/09
The first PSPN Game Thread Arkansas-21 vs. Ole Miss-23 Final posted on 10/25/08
PIONEERBASKETBALL IN THE WORDS OF OTHERS
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biggest creep on the site.
- OMLandshark LINK
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sad little fricker
- TigerFanDan LINK
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I’m glad we had someone start a basketball game thread not named pioneerbasketball
- Litigator LINK
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How much attention do you need? Maybe we can get a gofundme set up to buy you some in bulk so you don't have to shitpost every day
- FleaMarketBill LINK
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a bright shiny star
- Stonehog LINK
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Pioneer is the best poster
- King LINK
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No one is more obsessed with LSU basketball than pioneerbasketball.
- Errerrerrwere LINK
PIONEERBASKETBALL IN HIS OWN WORDS
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I have a std
- pioneer on his health, 1/6/09 LINK
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I asked this guy if I could motorboat him. He punched me in the face. Does this make me gay?
- pioneer pondering his sexuality, 9/28/08 LINK
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I'm a tier1 poster.
- pioneer's take on the site's social pyramid, 12/22/17 LINK
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My favorite thread i started on ot was when td trolled this one woman on justin tv. She was a bigger woman and she said on her profile she was beautiful. The ot made her cry and threatened to call the cops on us
- pioneer on how to treat fat people, 11/29/12 LINK
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I'm catholic so its understandable
- pioneer discusses pedophilia, 11/9/08 LINK
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Pioneerbasketball.
- pioneer in a thread asking rantards to name the best poster in their fanbase, 4/18/18 LINK
Alright, that's about it. Fun things I learned about Pio:
- He was really big in to online dating when he first joined here
- He has an odd sexual fixation on Nancy Grace
- He almost exclusively uses Firefox
- His favorite radio program is Coast-to-Coast
- He had a feud with HBT spanning several years
Ask away...
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Posted on 6/2/18 at 10:53 pm to KSGamecock
Are you still married?
If so, how many of your threads and posts are by your wife?
If she has her own account, what is her handle?
Will you post pics of her?
What were you trying to hide when you deleted an assload of posts a while back and then went dark?
I’ll hang up and listen now, Art.
If so, how many of your threads and posts are by your wife?
If she has her own account, what is her handle?
Will you post pics of her?
What were you trying to hide when you deleted an assload of posts a while back and then went dark?
I’ll hang up and listen now, Art.
Posted on 6/2/18 at 10:55 pm to KSGamecock
KS you are a national treasure
Posted on 6/2/18 at 10:56 pm to KSGamecock
For the record team bunchie has HBT in the stable for a long time
Posted on 6/2/18 at 11:06 pm to KSGamecock
Don't forget about the time he wrote my Comp II final.
Posted on 6/2/18 at 11:08 pm to momentoftruth87
Pio, what is your favorite art bell tribute?
Posted on 6/2/18 at 11:13 pm to KSGamecock
If you had to pick one fanbase to never post again which one would it be?
Have you ever eaten Possum?
Have you ever eaten Possum?
Posted on 6/2/18 at 11:22 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Pio if you had to nominate one of your alters for being the best, which one would it be?
Posted on 6/2/18 at 11:25 pm to momentoftruth87
KSGamecock
Posted on 6/2/18 at 11:26 pm to KSGamecock
Damn forgot to switch accounts.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 12:53 am to KSGamecock
Pio, why do you insist on claiming you're 19, you weird little shite?
IYO, why do you think my AMA was first and yours second? Is it because I'm more important than you?
IYO, why do you think my AMA was first and yours second? Is it because I'm more important than you?
This post was edited on 6/3/18 at 12:56 am
Posted on 6/3/18 at 12:55 am to BowlJackson
To be honest, reading his old posts he strikes me as a slightly older version of you. Like you, add 6 years = pio.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 1:03 am to KSGamecock
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To be honest, reading his old posts he strikes me as a slightly older version of you. Like you, add 6 years = pio
Maybe like a poor man's version of older me. Future Bowl is dope af, bro. Future Bowl is rich, that guy never runs out of blow, has mad hoes, and all the puppies.
Plus Future Bowl doesn't claim to be 19 when he's really 31 because Future Bowl knows these 18 yo freshmen sluts out here like an older dude to call daddy.
But I mean, other than that....
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:17 am to DownSouthJukin
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Are you still married?
separated at the moment
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If she has her own account, what is her handle?
pios mean wife
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Will you post pics of her?
no.
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What were you trying to hide when you deleted an assload of posts a while back and then went dark?
1.Possible divorce 2. Coaching Job
Remember, I deleted something like 150 pages.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:20 am to heartbreakTiger
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Pio, what is your favorite art bell tribute?
Tribute show or favorite art bell show?
Believe it or not, my favorite tribute show was on chris jerichos podcast. Where they did a whole show on art bell.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:21 am to momentoftruth87
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Pio if you had to nominate one of your alters for being the best, which one would it be?
Seriously, I don't have any alters.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:26 am to hogNsinceReagan
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If you had to pick one fanbase to never post again which one would it be?
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Have you ever eaten Possum?
no, i'm a picky eater. Most times, I can't have 2 foods touching each other.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:31 am to BowlJackson
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Pio, why do you insist on claiming you're 19, you weird little shite?
20*
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why do you think my AMA was first
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) is fully committed to a strong equal opportunity program without regard to race, color, sex, religion, national origin, age, disability, sexual orientation, genetic information or reprisal.
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and yours second? Is it because I'm more important than you?
no. When people log onto tigerdroppings,geaux.com,chicagodroppings,secrant people dont worry about what bowljackson has to say. Its about what thread(s) has pioneer started today
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:32 am to KSGamecock
These are awesome
Pio, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was 13 years in the past and you were your younger self but still had your current memories and experiences?
Pio, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was 13 years in the past and you were your younger self but still had your current memories and experiences?
Posted on 6/3/18 at 6:37 am to pioneerbasketball
I've noticed that some game threads are deemed "official" while others are "unofficial" but I can't make sense of the nomenclature. What do the terms mean when you use them? What makes a thread official?
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