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Stuck in the hospital and bored to death.

Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:23 pm
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:23 pm
Gall bladder coming out in the morning. Not enough morphine either. This sux.
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:36 pm to
[link=(www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3TuOQkN7e0)]In the words of Elaine from Seinfeld[/link]
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111507 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:12 pm to
Welcome to no more eating greasy food.
Posted by BeaumontBengal
Member since Feb 2005
2334 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:17 pm to
Morphine (a number of opiods) causes Sphincter of Oddi spasm and could result in worsened pain. Ask for something else.
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:17 pm to
Been there my man, spent 21 nights in the hospital last year. Netflix is your friend.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5117 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:18 pm to
Find out the limit on pudding per patient
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37605 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:34 pm to
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Gall bladder coming out in the morning. Not enough morphine either. This sux.


Mine came-out years ago ... after an accident, along with my spleen and appendix. Bruised liver and kidneys and a punctured right lung.

They tell you that you can get by without it - but it changes things.

Take care of yourself. Greasy stuff will fly through you like poop through a goose once it's gone.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7667 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:43 pm to
My mother-in-law has hers taken out after going to several doctors and them not finding anything wrong with her. She knew something was wrong, but none of the docs found anything. Got so bad the next to last doc she saw referred her to a psychiatrist. Finally went to one that figured out it was her gall bladder.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 7:18 am to
"Paging Nurse Happy Endings, paging Nurse Happy Endings." They got any good looking nurses at the facility?

I mean, pharmaceutical dope and hot chicks--an enterprising lad should be able to make something out of that. Get busy.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 7:46 am to
You are on to me bro.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 7:49 am to
Have you ever had surgery before?
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 7:52 am to
quote:

You are on to me bro.

Good luck then! With the dope, the nurses and the … oh yeah … the surgery.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 8:10 am to
Two back surgeries. This one seems to hurt just as bad.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:04 am to
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Welcome to no more eating greasy food.


Yep and goodbye to cheese as well. Wife had hers out and if she eats cheese or too much greasy food, then she can head to the can and its a regular live fire exercise.

Stays away from those things now, which is probably good for her health too.
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