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So, I got in a wreck tonight.

Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:18 pm
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4980 posts
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:18 pm
I was at an intersection and hear what sounded like an explosion. I look over the right side as this bitch side swipes two more cars then veers over towards me. I'm thinking she didn't see the red light and her momentum carries her right up to my car as she stopped inches from me. She looks at my GF and I in the car and slams on the gas hitting me, then throws it in reverse, backs up and hits the gas again pushing me out of the way. Her front left wheel comes off and she goes through the intersection and eventually runs her truck off into the woods. As I'm pulling over out of traffic I see her running down the road. I take off after her and detain her until police arrive.

Afterwards I'm talking to the officers and here over the radio that she has three fake ID's and a real ID, but she is over 21 so I don't know what the fakes are about. She also has open container and a bag of coke in the car.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13907 posts
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:19 pm to
Bitch is committing credit card/loan fraud.

Good job detaining that scumbag bitch. Hopefully the insurance is in her real name.
Posted by MCdawg
Member since Oct 2012
46 posts
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:35 pm to
Damn dude that was crazy. Nice job walking down her sorry arse
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:40 pm to
Did you at least get a couple trick knees into her temple?
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4980 posts
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:53 pm to
I just held her till the cops showed up. I wasn't going to do anything that could get me in trouble.

I did feel like Usain Bolt running her down in my shite kickers. Hadn't run that fast in a long time. Took the perfect angle on her. She had at least a hundred yard head start in me.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16295 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:08 am to
frick her for intentionally hitting your car, risking harm on you. You're a better dude than me I'm afraid. I'd still be beating that bitches arse.
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 12:09 am
Posted by 478rebel
Oxford, ms
Member since Jan 2013
1008 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:12 am to
Where was this at cause there was a wreck when I was leaving the game off of coliseum?
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4980 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:16 am to
It was in Nashville. I was on the way to the watch party at South. Missed the first half of the game dealing with that shite.

And we fricking lost.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13907 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:20 am to
quote:

And we fricking lost.



Nothing worse with that after a shite situation.

Time to drink, or continue drinking.
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4980 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:27 am to
Good game btw.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13907 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:29 am to
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
69219 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:44 am to
quote:

Mizzeaux
































btw do note that it's nothing personal to you.....I just don't take losing very well. Which is strange being that we have so much practice at it...
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13907 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 1:04 am to
quote:

btw do note that it's nothing personal to you.....I just don't take losing very well. Which is strange being that we have so much practice at it...



To be fair, you've had plenty of practice in losing to Mizzou, so you should handle it well.
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:58 am to
Not sure Pank handles much of anything well.

Winning.
Losing.
Liquor.
Women.
Etc....












J/K Pank.
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 6:00 am
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 10:18 am to
I hope you at least dropped her with a flying tackle. Human flotsam in the river of life does not deserve gentle treatment.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:22 pm to
Too bad you didnt get the opportunity to run over her sorry arse.
Posted by DCRebel
An office somewhere
Member since Aug 2009
17644 posts
Posted on 11/25/13 at 1:19 am to
quote:

Bitch is committing credit card/loan fraud.



How does that work? Take out loans under fake names?
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