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So, I got in a wreck tonight.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:18 pm
I was at an intersection and hear what sounded like an explosion. I look over the right side as this bitch side swipes two more cars then veers over towards me. I'm thinking she didn't see the red light and her momentum carries her right up to my car as she stopped inches from me. She looks at my GF and I in the car and slams on the gas hitting me, then throws it in reverse, backs up and hits the gas again pushing me out of the way. Her front left wheel comes off and she goes through the intersection and eventually runs her truck off into the woods. As I'm pulling over out of traffic I see her running down the road. I take off after her and detain her until police arrive.
Afterwards I'm talking to the officers and here over the radio that she has three fake ID's and a real ID, but she is over 21 so I don't know what the fakes are about. She also has open container and a bag of coke in the car.
Afterwards I'm talking to the officers and here over the radio that she has three fake ID's and a real ID, but she is over 21 so I don't know what the fakes are about. She also has open container and a bag of coke in the car.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:19 pm to Shunface
Bitch is committing credit card/loan fraud.
Good job detaining that scumbag bitch. Hopefully the insurance is in her real name.
Good job detaining that scumbag bitch. Hopefully the insurance is in her real name.
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:35 pm to Shunface
Damn dude that was crazy. Nice job walking down her sorry arse 

Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:40 pm to Shunface
Did you at least get a couple trick knees into her temple?
Posted on 11/23/13 at 11:53 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I just held her till the cops showed up. I wasn't going to do anything that could get me in trouble.
I did feel like Usain Bolt running her down in my shite kickers. Hadn't run that fast in a long time. Took the perfect angle on her. She had at least a hundred yard head start in me.
I did feel like Usain Bolt running her down in my shite kickers. Hadn't run that fast in a long time. Took the perfect angle on her. She had at least a hundred yard head start in me.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:08 am to Shunface
frick her for intentionally hitting your car, risking harm on you. You're a better dude than me I'm afraid. I'd still be beating that bitches arse.
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 12:09 am
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:12 am to Shunface
Where was this at cause there was a wreck when I was leaving the game off of coliseum?
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:16 am to 478rebel
It was in Nashville. I was on the way to the watch party at South. Missed the first half of the game dealing with that shite.
And we fricking lost.
And we fricking lost.

Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:20 am to Shunface
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And we fricking lost.
Nothing worse with that after a shite situation.
Time to drink, or continue drinking.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 12:44 am to Mizzeaux
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Mizzeaux

btw do note that it's nothing personal to you.....I just don't take losing very well. Which is strange being that we have so much practice at it...
Posted on 11/24/13 at 1:04 am to pankReb
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btw do note that it's nothing personal to you.....I just don't take losing very well. Which is strange being that we have so much practice at it...
To be fair, you've had plenty of practice in losing to Mizzou, so you should handle it well.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:58 am to Mizzeaux
Not sure Pank handles much of anything well.
Winning.
Losing.
Liquor.
Women.
Etc....
J/K Pank.
Winning.
Losing.
Liquor.
Women.
Etc....

This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 6:00 am
Posted on 11/24/13 at 10:18 am to Shunface
I hope you at least dropped her with a flying tackle. Human flotsam in the river of life does not deserve gentle treatment.
Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:22 pm to Shunface
Too bad you didnt get the opportunity to run over her sorry arse. 

Posted on 11/25/13 at 1:19 am to Mizzeaux
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Bitch is committing credit card/loan fraud.
How does that work? Take out loans under fake names?
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