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Sex with a gymnast (nsfw-ish...hopefully)

Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:42 pm
Who's done it? Did she do the splits? How was it?



































Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55220 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:51 pm to
Quit starting hate threads


Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55220 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:52 pm to
Just kidding
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5115 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 12:30 am to
i don't see anything to make this thread nsfw, you're bad at this
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 12:49 am to
quote:

i don't see anything to make this thread nsfw, you're bad at this


Actually, you're bad at this. I was asking for stories and saying that "hopefully" the thread would be nsfw. frick sake.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5115 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:02 am to
Sara Jean Underwood has a yoga video you should see
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:04 am to
Damn she's hot. Does she seem phony to you when she's trying to be a cool girl?
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:29 am to
quote:

Who's done it?


Checking in

quote:

Did she do the splits?


During the coitus? No

quote:

How was it?



Pretty good. Top 10 I figure

I actually have about a 135 lbs lady in my top 3 TBH
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:25 am to
Was big as a boot.


Very disappointed.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:44 am to
My wife was a gymnast and a ballerina... Still does some ballet workout stuff.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

My wife was a gymnast and a ballerina... Still does some ballet workout stuff.


You're supposed to date dancers not marry them, you insufferable thunder count. Have fun with your alimony payments.
This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:20 pm to
... You're so bad at this. She has a masters in Speech Path and works with autistic kids like you.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Posted by Rebelgator on 8/25/15 at 2:20 pm to Stacked ... You're so bad at this. She has a masters in Speech Path and works with autistic kids like you.


How the frick was I supposed to know what your wife's degree's in? I'm just going by the info you've given. Sorry you married a dancer.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 6:10 pm to
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Actually, you're bad at this. I was asking for stories and saying that "hopefully" the thread would be nsfw. frick sak


that isn't how this work. Someone who starts loads of threads should know that
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55220 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

... You're so bad at this. She has a masters in Speech Path and works with autistic kids like you.



So the saying "better half" definitely applies
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15319 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:44 pm to
Shawn Johnson please

Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:58 pm to
I dated two girls that were gymnasts all the way through middle school. Actually trained together when they were young. One did it when she was in highschool as well, and she was the less flexible of the two. I mean I never really noticed it other than when you're like moving their legs every which way, and the more flexible one she offered no resistance as you moved her legs around. It was pretty cool, but I never really tried anything crazy in bed with her.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:59 am to
CHANGE

YOUR

AVATAR!

We ALL think that you're the pussy in the photograph!
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:01 am to
quote:

She has a masters in Speech Path


So your wife literally teaches others how to swallow.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124298 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:20 am to
I have not
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