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BoarEd
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Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
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Released today. Apparently scientists working with IBM have developed a way to cause time to flow backwards. Repeatable 85% of the time.

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Lead researcher Dr Gordey Lesovik said by putting scattered electrons back into their original shape they had effectively created a state which went against the 'direction of time'


I've been trying to tell people until I feel like I'm going blue in the face that we have time travelers among us now. Recently Donald Trump has stated that the entire reason he is in office is to release technologies to the public that have been kept in the dark until now.

I will expect to see a revolution in the energy industry in the near future. In the meantime, it appears Trump's uncle John Trump may have gotten ahold of some of Tesla's research that eventually led to the development of time travel?

I don't know how else to explain all this stuff. Books written about him in the 1800s? Clues to things we see in the present day dropped into movies from the 80s?

The list of anomalous behavior and outright peculiarities like the 2 mentioned above is extensive at this point.

Anyways, cool beans! We have time travel now, ya'll!


piggilicious
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
That's so weird.



piggilicious
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jan 2011
27976 posts

re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
That's so weird.


piggilicious
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
That's so weird.


BoarEd
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
Piggi is a time traveler too?! It's like three different versions of herself posted the same thing at the same time!


piggilicious
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
I have special skills.


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Kcprogguitar
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
A computer model. That’s your proof.



BoarEd
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
I have no "proof", but the list of peculiarities is growing larger all the time.

If time travel is developed at any point in the future, it becomes likely that we will be interacting with them now in our present timeline. Of course we wouldn't know any better, but yeah, they'll be around.


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BowlJackson
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Member since Sep 2013
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
Bull shite. There is no "backwards" time travel. Everybody knows that the only way to end up in the "past" is to go so far "forward" that you circle back around.


BloodSweat&Beers
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BowlJackson
UAB Fan
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
That's true. The circle is just so huge and the curve so slight that time appears linear to us mere mortals


BoarEd
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
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bullshite


Fake news.


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Commander Data
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Member since Dec 2016
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
Interesting but you are too smart to believe it.


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Maytheporkbewithyou
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
My wife has had a time machine for years. She uses it when we argue because she can tell me about some shite I did wrong 15 years ago.



Kentucker
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Member since Apr 2013
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
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putting scattered electrons back into their original shape


This is gobbledygook without any scientific foundation. A.k.a. as pseudo-science.


arcalades
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USA
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
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Clues to things we see in the present day dropped into movies from the 80s?
you're really missing the obvious here


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auisssa
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gobbledygook


I did the same thing with ice and water. Amazing!


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wareaglepete
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
Whatever happened happened.


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Trumansfangs
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re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
The Sun...the only true rival to QuantaMagazine







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thatguy45
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10871 posts

re: Scientists Have Developed a Time Machine
Does this mean I'm gonna be able to go back to high school and stop the other school from cheating me during track and field?


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