Say you're G'in...

Nobody else is seeing and the freak that you're with is in front of you. She's naked and bending over the dresser. You're looking at her from the rear. She looks just like Vanessa, not the one with the singing career, but the X rated video queen. Know what I mean? Alright, here's the scene...

You're lying on your back with your head on the edge of the bed. The booty's two feet from your head. Should you A) take the time to find a condom? B) you walk right over and you pound em? C) tell her that you want her love? Well the answer is D) all of the above.

So you're freakin, the furniture squeakin. She's tweakin and saying that she's weak in knees. Cheek to cheek and pound for pound, you're taxing and waxing it and working it around until the booty's starts making that clapping sound which is cool but your friends are chilling in the other room. The clapping's getting louder and you don't want them to clown you.

In this situation what do you do? Should you A) plain and simply back off her? B) hit just a little bit softer? C) take it out and put in her butt? Well, D is what I do so you listen up.

I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door. Now they can't see me any more. Check the locks so they clock but they can't listen. There'll be no barging in and there'll be no dissing.

Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries, then I go through all the fly positions. My head under her leg under my arm under her toe. She says, "I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go." I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it. After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside and before anybody gets a chance to speak, I say "yo, don't say nuttin' I guess I'm just a freak!"