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re: Relationship problems (part II)

Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:22 pm to
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The OP's girl though?


I'll put it like this, he either enjoys the thrill of living in crazy land or her privates should be molded and on display at the Louvre.
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:22 pm to
Dump? Whipped? Both?
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:24 pm to
I hear she has been contracted for the next edition of the fleshlight.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:26 pm to
I'm in (hehe) for three!
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:26 pm to
I was shooting for the possibility that he way outkicked his coverage and doesn't want to be forever alone.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:29 pm to
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I was shooting for the possibility that he way outkicked his coverage and doesn't want to be forever alone.


Doubtful. He likes the crazy and crazy generally translates well in the sack. I'm not looking for Zebras out here.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:30 pm to
Ya crazy girls definitely are down for more shite.

You may leave scarred and scared in the morning swearing you will never go back. But you do.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:32 pm to
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You may leave scarred and scared in the morning swearing you will never go back. But you do.


Never underestimate the allure of the thrill.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108363 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

He likes the crazy and crazy generally translates well in the sack.


Yeah but usually most guys don't take her home to Momma. They just get their nut and go on with it.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:35 pm to
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Yeah but usually most guys don't take her home to Momma. They just get their nut and go on with it.


Right, but he enjoys the crazy...
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I think the OP may be something special as well.




Oh he's special

Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:46 pm to
If you've never slept with a crazy blonde with a big rack then you have no dog in this fight. You will always go back. It's too fun.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
64518 posts
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:21 am to
Dude that bitch is bat shite......you ll be better off without her
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/21/13 at 5:18 am to
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If you've never slept with a crazy blonde with a big rack then you have no dog in this fight. You will always go back. It's too fun.


I fricking married a crazy blonde with a big rack, and she was heir to the Basset fortune $$$$.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 6/21/13 at 7:27 am to
You are my hero
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 6/21/13 at 7:28 am to
So just how big are these tits?
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
26533 posts
Posted on 6/21/13 at 7:44 am to
Big enough to say frick my router.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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15574 posts
Posted on 6/21/13 at 8:17 am to
U dumb
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
26533 posts
Posted on 6/21/13 at 8:31 am to
Yup
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 6/21/13 at 8:32 am to
Just go find a non cash girl, and then megasize the tits for a quarter more.
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