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Pio, it's Manatee Awareness Month

Posted on 11/19/24 at 6:55 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 6:55 am
what are your plans to celebrate?


Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:08 am to
i look just like one
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:09 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:10 am to
thank you, Food & Drug Administration
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 7:44 am to
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i look just like one


If you get rid of the boats running you over Manatees have it made. Float around, sleep most of the day, spend the rest of your time eating, unless you run into a rather large shark no predators, and best of all... you control your buoyancy by farting.

Honestly, who here wouldn't like to have control of their flatulence and float up or down thanks to it?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:01 am to
Armymann, how would you Cajuns carve up and prepare a manatee in a back yard manatee boil?



it would take a big arse pot and a shite load of cayenne pepper and cardboard box plates


still onions and potatoes and corn on the cob though?
Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:09 am to
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how would you Cajuns carve up and prepare a manatee


My wife is the coonass I'm just a transplant from South Dakota. Althought I have cooked up a blackbird or two that tasdted like chicken.
This post was edited on 11/19/24 at 10:51 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:11 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 8:58 am to
Posted by BuckI
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 10:17 am to
quote:

what are your plans to celebrate?
He will eat one.
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 10:50 am to
Holy lord the one in the middle will bury you..
Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 10:54 am to
Probably nothing.

But a trip to Crystal River would be the play if I were to, now is about the time they head inland on the rivers, so it would be a great time for it.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 11:17 am to
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Holy lord the one in the middle will bury you..





she's a 5 star noseguard
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 11:19 am to
She ate a Manatee.
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 1:28 pm to
Terrence Cody prior Bama
Posted by CouldCareLess
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 2:12 pm to
Spotted Camel Toe - middle and far right!

Thank me later!
Posted by CouldCareLess
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Posted on 11/19/24 at 2:31 pm to
Far left, Dracula lookin mo fo.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:35 am to
I would bang all 5 at once!

Lots of wimmins to love in that pic!
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 11/20/24 at 4:53 pm to
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I would bang all 5 at once!

Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 11/20/24 at 6:17 pm to
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I would bang all 5 at once!


That would take a lot of flour to find the wet spots.

Dont try to tag me in I'm running the other way.
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 6:18 pm
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