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re: People who say Australia is real listen up
Posted on 4/30/23 at 8:38 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 4/30/23 at 8:38 pm to pioneerbasketball
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I have recently come to realize Australia is not real,
Let’s see,
1. Earth is flat
2. Birds are robots
3. Australia is fake
Pretty impressive list so far. Am I leaving something out?
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Posted on 4/30/23 at 8:42 pm to Clark14
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Am I leaving something out?
Chicks can have dicks?
Posted on 4/30/23 at 9:51 pm to LemmyLives
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Chicks can have dicks?
I worked with an old fella from Bradley county in southern Arkansas and he said when he was young there was a girl who had both sets of equipment and they called her the bulldicker because she was popular with the girls and was cutting in heavily on the available action.
Posted on 4/30/23 at 10:18 pm to Clark14
We never landed on the moon
Posted on 4/30/23 at 10:29 pm to pioneerbasketball
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We never landed on the moon
Who shot JFK?
Posted on 4/30/23 at 10:32 pm to Clark14
It was just yesterday I was extolling the virtues of eating and drinky Arky, and here we are.
I call bullshite on your story, though, because in Northern Louisiana I was often asked if I'd smash Halle Berry in the 90s. The answer from any dude is, "yes." Yet the white chicks from the rural areas would say things like, "but she's black." You claiming there was a hermaphrodite that is getting action like that smells like dead seafood.
Maybe a different generation, but Arkansas and north of I-10 in LA is one of the bottom places I'd buy that hearsay.
I call bullshite on your story, though, because in Northern Louisiana I was often asked if I'd smash Halle Berry in the 90s. The answer from any dude is, "yes." Yet the white chicks from the rural areas would say things like, "but she's black." You claiming there was a hermaphrodite that is getting action like that smells like dead seafood.
Maybe a different generation, but Arkansas and north of I-10 in LA is one of the bottom places I'd buy that hearsay.
This post was edited on 4/30/23 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 4/30/23 at 10:42 pm to LemmyLives
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Maybe a different generation, but Arkansas and north of I-10 in LA is one of the bottom places I'd buy that hearsay.
Well, perhaps I should have kept the story he told me to myself then. I had no reason to not believe him since I have a lot of respect for him.
And I don’t recall him saying the person was black.
Posted on 5/1/23 at 7:47 am to Clark14
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Who shot JFK?
Oswald was his name I think?
Posted on 5/1/23 at 8:52 am to five_fivesix
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you’re bat shite crazy
I use this too, but for some reason your comment made me consider the etymology of this phrase.
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batshit
also bat-shite, by 1967 as a variant of bullshite (n.) in the slang sense; from bat (n.2) + shite (n.). By early 1980s as "crazy," the sense shift is for uncertain reasons. Also compare batty "crazy" (early 20c.), from the expression bats in (one's) belfry.
So it seems to come from a combination of "batty" and "bullshite."
Interesting (at least to nerds).
Posted on 5/1/23 at 9:18 am to pioneerbasketball
I have never been to, nor will I ever go, to Uranus, but I would bet a lot it exists. 
I went to Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Melbourne, and Perth, so I believe they are real. Also, no, when I was down under I could not look up y'all's shorts.
I went to Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Melbourne, and Perth, so I believe they are real. Also, no, when I was down under I could not look up y'all's shorts.
Posted on 5/1/23 at 6:44 pm to paperwasp
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Interesting (at least to nerds).
Without the nerds we would still be living in caves scratching our balls.
Posted on 5/1/23 at 6:45 pm to LemmyLives
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Chicks can have dicks?
False advertising
They are "dudes with boobs"
Posted on 5/1/23 at 11:29 pm to Cheese Grits
Bat shite crazy balls.
Who ain’t been there…..wait.
Who ain’t been there…..wait.
Posted on 5/2/23 at 3:33 pm to Cheese Grits
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PPS - Prove to me North Dakota exists as I have never met a person in real live who has been there. The whole state may just be a government experiment.
We have a plant in Grand Forks. Have been there are fargo plenty. They are tough SOBs up there.
Posted on 5/2/23 at 5:10 pm to pioneerbasketball
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I have recently come to realize Australia is not real
This little SoB is as real as it gets and native to Australia. Not only is it the most poisonous spider in the world but it is also super aggressive (unusual for spiders) and can jump about waist high on a human to bite them.
This post was edited on 5/2/23 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 5/2/23 at 7:02 pm to Cheese Grits
oh hell naw
Posted on 5/3/23 at 9:35 am to five_fivesix
Posted on 5/9/23 at 7:29 pm to Clark14
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Am I leaving something out?
JFK's assassination was staged on the same set as the moon landing.
Posted on 5/13/23 at 9:51 am to Partha
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Posted on 5/19/23 at 4:52 pm to Partha
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JFK's assassination was staged on the same set as the moon landing
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