re: Official Pioneer watch thread.

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Why was Pio banned?

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He posted a pic of the Virginia Tech shooter in a game thread. Not sure why that got him such a long vacation, though, so there may be more to it than that.

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Talking to yourself is a sign of schizophrenia.

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Is it ?

Perhaps I'll defer to your expertise.

In my studies it was generally concluded that there are five types of symptoms characteristic of schizophrenia: delusions, hallucinations, disorganized speech, disorganized behavior, and so-called “negative” symptoms.


Sometimes I talk to myself. Often during a Mizzou game. Sometimes my symptoms include consumption of Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye. My professional observation is that Tourette's syndrome is an accompaniment.

Do I have schizophrenia ?

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and new Lew Crew member

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Is this real?

Praise Lew!

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Is this real?

Praise Lew!

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SECdragonmaster has come to the way and the light.

Pio, in the heat of an in-game thread, abandoned Team Bunchie, leaving them to wander in the wilderness of the Rant, alone and scared.

But mighty and ever loving Lew invited former Team Bunchie members into his warm bosom, and SECdragonmaster accepted Lew's gracious invitation. Lew then exorcised the last vestiges of Pio's demons from SECdragonmaster.* His immortality is now promised and will be delivered.

All praise Lew.

*Actual footage of Lew healing SECdragonmaster:

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In my studies it was generally concluded....

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You are generally correct.

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Sometimes I talk to myself.

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Very common complaint. Nothing to be concerned about.

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consumption of Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye.

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Even more common occurance.

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My professional observation is that Tourette's syndrome is an accompaniment.

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Tourette’s is more often comorbid with an anxiety disorder than a thought disorder like schizophrenia.

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Do I have schizophrenia ?

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No.


My professional diagnosis?

You are a functioning alcoholic. Enjoy yourself.

We tried to tell you dude.

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We tried to tell you dude.

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I know. I just would not listen. It’s shows how powerful addiction can be. I am recovering from PAD.

(Pioneer Addiction Disorder).

Some days are hard. Some days are better than others. He is not easy to quit. I often think about the good times. But then I remember the abuse I took at the end.

Thank goodness I have a group of men to teach me the ways of the Lew. I am assuming I can apply these principles to any situation in my life. Correct?