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Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:31 pm to TheDeathValley
Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:31 pm to TheDeathValley
Held on to a car while skating. Board touched the tire and snapped in half. I fell going about 25 mph and scraped the skin off my left ankle, right knee, and about half of the inside of my right forearm, and part of my right shoulder. I was initially in shock so it didn't hurt right away but I couldn't form complete sentences either.
After sulking in a bath for about 45 minutes, I got out, put clothes on, and proceeded to attack the box of yellow belly Coors in the fridge. This was at my grandma's at thanksgiving, so initially my entire family was freaking out at my open wounds. Once they realized I was okay they made fun of me for being a complete retard. I was just trying to get as drunk as possible and ignore everyone.
After sulking in a bath for about 45 minutes, I got out, put clothes on, and proceeded to attack the box of yellow belly Coors in the fridge. This was at my grandma's at thanksgiving, so initially my entire family was freaking out at my open wounds. Once they realized I was okay they made fun of me for being a complete retard. I was just trying to get as drunk as possible and ignore everyone.
This post was edited on 10/26/17 at 4:33 pm
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:35 pm to AggieDub14
Dude, just reading this made my balls tighten up... ouch.
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:35 pm to Pavoloco83
I got xrays a week later. Didn't break a bone. Funny thing is I had a broken toe from hitting it on a door 3 weeks earlier. That was also really painful.
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:39 pm to TheDeathValley
Tearing my meniscus playing basketball at the Rec in college.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:34 am to GameCocky88
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kidney stone
This
I passed a 10mm stone last St Patricks Day
They told me then I had a 7mm in my right kidney waiting to drop. Not looking forward to that.
This post was edited on 10/29/17 at 10:56 am
Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:41 pm to TheDeathValley
Tyrone Prothro/Gordon Haywarded my leg on the last day of two-a-days in 10th grade. Was running a go route in pass skeleton, light rain, ball underthrown, came back to the ball and planted my right leg, the safety (who later started at Safety for the Cowboys for 5 years) landed on my lower leg as it planted. A dad standing on the sideline threw up when he saw it and the trainer in a fit of panic told the closest coach, loudly and within earshot, "I'm not sure it's still attached".
Snapped tib-fib, dislocated ankle and had bone pushing almost through the skin on the top of my foot. Didn't actually feel any pain for probably about 5 seconds. Laid on the ground on my chest but could just feel that something was wrong, then rolled over and looked down and my foot was going the wrong way. Almost passed out laying on the ground from hyperventilation the pain was so unbearable.
Got the maximum doses of morphine before they re-set my dislocated leg at the ER. The first 2 didn't do anything, the 3rd one felt like warm lava flowing through my body. It was incredible. Plate (still there), rod, about 20 screws. Took out the rod after 8 weeks of no pressure on the right leg. Rehabbed and was able to play baseball in the spring at about 80% speed. Never quite got back.
Snapped tib-fib, dislocated ankle and had bone pushing almost through the skin on the top of my foot. Didn't actually feel any pain for probably about 5 seconds. Laid on the ground on my chest but could just feel that something was wrong, then rolled over and looked down and my foot was going the wrong way. Almost passed out laying on the ground from hyperventilation the pain was so unbearable.
Got the maximum doses of morphine before they re-set my dislocated leg at the ER. The first 2 didn't do anything, the 3rd one felt like warm lava flowing through my body. It was incredible. Plate (still there), rod, about 20 screws. Took out the rod after 8 weeks of no pressure on the right leg. Rehabbed and was able to play baseball in the spring at about 80% speed. Never quite got back.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 10/31/17 at 10:27 pm to TheDeathValley
Childbirth.
Natural childbirth.
Thank the good Lord above I was lucky enough to have fast labor and deliveries.
Natural childbirth.
Thank the good Lord above I was lucky enough to have fast labor and deliveries.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:31 am to TheDeathValley
I'd like to tell you my worst pain was that bulging disc that required a C6-C7 fusion last year. Like someone was sticking an icepick in my shoulder, but the problem was actually in my neck.
I'd like to tell you that the worst pain I felt was the open heart recovery late last year and early this year, which was pretty stout every time I sneezed. Like taking a sledgehammer to the sternum.
But what I am gonna tell you is that I am a walking kidney stone FACTORY. With 13 shock wave lithotripsies under my belt and countless others passed, I'd have to say that the little crystalline calcium oxalate cockleburrs that my two stone incubators produce cause me the worst pain. And I know that more are in my future, sadly.
Oh yeah, honorable mention would have to be the time I broke my thumb in high school. I was riding on the rear fender of a tractor... at night... across a plowed field... with a disc attachment installed on the back of the tractor. Maybe the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life. The driver hit a deep furrow and it jolted me up and off - I was falling under that disc. I reached out and grabbed anything I could...which happened to the the very top of the adjustment bar on top of the three point hitch. My thumb slid down into the disc's attachment gap - the disc swung over and neatly crushed the tip of my thumb. And just as fast, it swung back the other way and let my thumb go. I got myself pulled up and screamed at the driver to stop. I have driven a tractor plenty of times since then... but I have never gotten on one again in my life as a rider. The throbbing smashed thumb felt pretty sporty for a few weeks.
I'd like to tell you that the worst pain I felt was the open heart recovery late last year and early this year, which was pretty stout every time I sneezed. Like taking a sledgehammer to the sternum.
But what I am gonna tell you is that I am a walking kidney stone FACTORY. With 13 shock wave lithotripsies under my belt and countless others passed, I'd have to say that the little crystalline calcium oxalate cockleburrs that my two stone incubators produce cause me the worst pain. And I know that more are in my future, sadly.
Oh yeah, honorable mention would have to be the time I broke my thumb in high school. I was riding on the rear fender of a tractor... at night... across a plowed field... with a disc attachment installed on the back of the tractor. Maybe the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life. The driver hit a deep furrow and it jolted me up and off - I was falling under that disc. I reached out and grabbed anything I could...which happened to the the very top of the adjustment bar on top of the three point hitch. My thumb slid down into the disc's attachment gap - the disc swung over and neatly crushed the tip of my thumb. And just as fast, it swung back the other way and let my thumb go. I got myself pulled up and screamed at the driver to stop. I have driven a tractor plenty of times since then... but I have never gotten on one again in my life as a rider. The throbbing smashed thumb felt pretty sporty for a few weeks.
This post was edited on 11/1/17 at 1:34 am
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:29 am to TheDeathValley
Attending a "Celtic Women and River dance" concert with my wife in Dallas.
Posted on 11/26/17 at 12:32 am to iglass
Fortunately my kidney stones are not usually 'prickly'. I've had one that was flat and sharp...kinda like a sharp piece of Cocoa Pebbles. Its the only one that had me visibly peeing blood.
Here's my 10mm stone...next to a 9mm FMJ round
Here's my 10mm stone...next to a 9mm FMJ round
Posted on 11/26/17 at 7:48 am to TheDeathValley
Gout
Posted on 11/29/17 at 12:58 pm to Rockbrc
I have had 7 kidney stones since 2000, 1 of them I had to have surgically removed. 2 of them got stuck while passing and I had to pull them out.
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