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Most genius and fastest way to get through any checkpoint or roadblock
Posted on 7/17/14 at 11:40 am
Posted on 7/17/14 at 11:40 am
Don't want to wait through a bunch of questions from a border officer or a guard at a checkpoint? Do what this guy does.
Click here (yes, frickers, it's ebaum's world.)
The below description is for Hardy_Har, who's commie company blocked Ebaum's World for him so he couldn't enjoy videos at work:
(Guy pulls up to checkpoint and stops his car with an officer approaching.)
Officer: How's it going? You a citizen?
Guy: A more important question that I have right now is a question that's asked just once in the bible and answered and that's "How do I know for sure if I'm going to heaven?" (pulling bible out) And I have the answer for you if you'd like me to explain it to you, if you'll just give me 10 minutes of your time.
Officer: Sorry I don't have time.
Guy: Not a good time right now?
Officer: No, have a good day.
Click here (yes, frickers, it's ebaum's world.)
The below description is for Hardy_Har, who's commie company blocked Ebaum's World for him so he couldn't enjoy videos at work:
(Guy pulls up to checkpoint and stops his car with an officer approaching.)
Officer: How's it going? You a citizen?
Guy: A more important question that I have right now is a question that's asked just once in the bible and answered and that's "How do I know for sure if I'm going to heaven?" (pulling bible out) And I have the answer for you if you'd like me to explain it to you, if you'll just give me 10 minutes of your time.
Officer: Sorry I don't have time.
Guy: Not a good time right now?
Officer: No, have a good day.
This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 1:11 pm
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 11:43 am to Stacked
Obviously I expect this to turn into a religion thread immediately but for those who thought it was funny, 
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:01 pm to Stacked
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:18 pm to Stacked
I use the ol Tommy Boy trick
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:39 pm to Stacked
I like you as a poster, but ebaum's world is blocked here at work.
I never get your all..
I never get your all..
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:56 pm to Hardy_Har
quote:
I like you as a poster, but ebaum's world is blocked here at work.
I never get your all..
Hardy, from now on at the bottom of my ebaum posts There will be a description/transcript for you. I like you as a poster too
This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:11 pm to Stacked
Posted on 7/17/14 at 1:39 pm to Thurber
Mrs. Bird and I lived in New Mexico for a year. We got stopped all the time conversation went like this:
LEA - how are you doing today?
Me - great, how about you?
LEA - Where are you from?
Me - Alabama
LEA - Have a great day.
LEA - how are you doing today?
Me - great, how about you?
LEA - Where are you from?
Me - Alabama
LEA - Have a great day.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:33 pm to Stacked
That's awesome. Hopefully I can try this out sometime.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 3:45 pm to bird35
Thu hart uv deeck-see
rawl tayd y'awll
"Ok you can ... just go on through I guess"
rawl tayd y'awll
"Ok you can ... just go on through I guess"
Posted on 7/17/14 at 9:15 pm to Stacked
Enjoyed that, have an upvote.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:37 pm to Stacked
If it's ebaum's gold, stacked will find it
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