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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:09 pm to semotruman
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:09 pm to semotruman
Did you get anything besides what you described?
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:10 pm to semotruman
The bottom of the gulf of Mexico, luckily it was only in about 5-6 feet of water, but that shite got fricked up pretty good.
Here is the recap. Long booze filled day of fishing without really any sleep from the night before maybe 2 and a half hours because we left the dock at like 4 in the morning. We were fishing all morning and went to some island where a bunch of people had anchored and did a whole lot more drinking all afternoon before going back to the house (where I blacked out but a bar was involved later on which I am sure didn't go over well).
Next thing I know someone is yelling for us to come help pick up and roll this boat upright. It had rained a shite load during the night and the boat was just tied up floating so it filled up with water and he either took the plugs out or didn't run the bilge so when he jumped on this morning the water started coming over the back and the boat hit the bottom and because of the way it was tied off it tipped on its side and eventually completely capsized before we all got out there still drunk as shite and cussing up a storm at 7:00 on a Sunday trying to get the boat out. We had quite a crowd watching from their porches by the time we were done.
Here is the recap. Long booze filled day of fishing without really any sleep from the night before maybe 2 and a half hours because we left the dock at like 4 in the morning. We were fishing all morning and went to some island where a bunch of people had anchored and did a whole lot more drinking all afternoon before going back to the house (where I blacked out but a bar was involved later on which I am sure didn't go over well).
Next thing I know someone is yelling for us to come help pick up and roll this boat upright. It had rained a shite load during the night and the boat was just tied up floating so it filled up with water and he either took the plugs out or didn't run the bilge so when he jumped on this morning the water started coming over the back and the boat hit the bottom and because of the way it was tied off it tipped on its side and eventually completely capsized before we all got out there still drunk as shite and cussing up a storm at 7:00 on a Sunday trying to get the boat out. We had quite a crowd watching from their porches by the time we were done.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:10 pm to semotruman
quote:i actually have a story. i dont know where it would rate on the "good" scale but i do have one from this weekend if anyone wants to hear it
who has a good weekend story
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:11 pm to WestCoastAg
Spill it Sir WestCoast
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:16 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Were you on Dauphin Island, per chance?
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:17 pm to Jerry the Sailor
Haha, do our circles intersect?
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:19 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Haha, do our circles intersect?
I think I may have made a brief appearance at the party you referenced.
Granted, there were quite a few parties on the island throughout the day and night. The scenario just sounded eerily similar to my weekend.
Ran about 50 miles offshore and fished 12 hours on about an hour of sleep. Consumed dangerous amounts of alcohol.
About the only difference is that our boat is still floating.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:19 pm to Jerry the Sailor
Why am I now thinking Jerry witnessed this debauchery....
And 4340, I got some money.
And 4340, I got some money.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:20 pm to semotruman
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Why am I now thinking Jerry witnessed this debauchery....
I don't merely witness debauchery...
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:22 pm to Jerry the Sailor
Im just gald It wasn't my boat, I did my friendly duty and helped get the fricker of the bottom. At that point I was running on about three hours over the last two days, alcohol and god knows what else. Sleep was a necessity and I left the fate of the boat in othe hands.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:23 pm to Jerry the Sailor
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I don't merely witness debauchery..
Point taken. Somehow I think you're generally responsible for it.
So, did you decide what to do about the woman with kids? Fill us in, while we're waiting for WCA to entertain us on a Monday....
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:23 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Good evening people. Stuck in a hotel in Atlanta for a meeting this week.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:25 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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At that point I was running on about three hours over the last two days
I feel your pain. I was at the casino until 2 am Thursday night, got home about 4 am Friday night and was on the boat headed South at 7 am Saturday.
I'm not sure I got out of bed yesterday.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:25 pm to semotruman
I get to wake up tomorrow around 5 am. Drive 4 hours to Bastrop, LA. Pick up some turf. Drive back to Starkville. Drop off the turf. Play golf. Drive to Tuscaloosa, spend the night. Drive to a town outside Montgomery. Pick up some turf. And then drive back to Starkville and plant my putting green on Thursday.
Bolded sections are the only good parts.
Bolded sections are the only good parts.
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:26 pm to FourThreeForty
so i went a party. and like at 3 we were going to go get food. i get in the backseat of my buddies car and then all of a sudden, this girl who none of us knew, she didnt come to the party with us and none of us were doing shite with her at the party, just hops in he back and mumbles "take me to the tri delt house" and then just passes out in the back. he face was in my lap and everything. so we had to find the tri delt house and when we did, she wouldnt wake up. so me and my other buddy who was sitting in the front had to pick her up and carry her to an empty room in the house. we throw her on the bed and thats when she wakes up and starts saying "dont go...dont go...dont go" and we were both telling her "we cant stay, we have to go, etc" and after like 15 seconds of this, she just projectile vomits right on to my buddy. so im laughing my arse off, she passes right back out, and my buddy is freaking out because of the vomit. he ran outside and threw his shirt into the bushes while i went in the next room to tell the girl in that room to keep an eye on the girl who passed out. then we all hopped in my buddies car and went and got tacos.
and thats my weekend story
and thats my weekend story
This post was edited on 6/10/13 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:26 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Stuck in a hotel in Atlanta for a meeting this week.
Downtown, Midtown, or Buckhead?
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:27 pm to semotruman
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So, did you decide what to do about the woman with kids?
I decided I don't want to date a woman with kids. I'm not sure I'm even comfortable with the idea of fricking her.
She's obviously caught the disease once...
In all seriousness, it's not a total deal breaker, but she would have to be pretty fricking special for me to even entertain the idea of overlooking the kid.
At my age, that cancels most women out of the prospective dating pool, so it's slim pickings out there...
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:28 pm to WestCoastAg
If I was your buddy I don't think I would want tacos
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:28 pm to WestCoastAg
Lets go to the judges to see what it scores on the good scale Judges?
"Pretty fricking good!"
"Pretty fricking good!"
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:31 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
he ate like four
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