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re: Man questions for my favorite dudes
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:56 am to teamjackson
Posted on 2/26/24 at 1:56 am to teamjackson
1. You can't get ashy. I've been so fricking dry in some places that lotion meant straight mineral oil, or you looked liked a lizard.
2. Have you seen dental hygienists? Hot AF. Marry 'em and take off. But marry the ones that have already been divorced.
3. Never.
4. No. LoTR you get return of the king. But, respect to ex wife, we watched Band of Brothers every Christmas for a decade.
5. Never.
2. Have you seen dental hygienists? Hot AF. Marry 'em and take off. But marry the ones that have already been divorced.
3. Never.
4. No. LoTR you get return of the king. But, respect to ex wife, we watched Band of Brothers every Christmas for a decade.
5. Never.
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 7:55 pm to teamjackson
This is explains why you’re a liberal
Btw, my pinky finger can slam into my ballsack & don’t even flinch. Didn’t even know this is a thing, man-up
Normally I don’t agitate fellow board members, but I do recall you on the poli-board as a massive Liberal, so I have no mercy in calling it out.
Btw, my pinky finger can slam into my ballsack & don’t even flinch. Didn’t even know this is a thing, man-up
Normally I don’t agitate fellow board members, but I do recall you on the poli-board as a massive Liberal, so I have no mercy in calling it out.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 8:18 pm to Westbank111
Whoa whoa whoa... sir, you obviously mistook my outside-looking-in stance on an internet message board to heart...
"One who pokes fun at clowns, doesn't make them a jester." -Shakespeare
Trust, on God, that I am not that baby sacrificing, deep stating, TDS having, Biden sucking, libtard you think I am.
Btw, I have huge hands and huge nuts, so when I accidentally slap my nutsack it hurts, sue me?
"One who pokes fun at clowns, doesn't make them a jester." -Shakespeare
Trust, on God, that I am not that baby sacrificing, deep stating, TDS having, Biden sucking, libtard you think I am.
Btw, I have huge hands and huge nuts, so when I accidentally slap my nutsack it hurts, sue me?
Posted on 2/27/24 at 8:22 pm to OK Roughneck
quote:
She was ready to be mounted
Rusty: Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
Clark : He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
Rusty : I think he's gonna.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 8:24 pm to OK Roughneck
Posted on 2/28/24 at 8:39 am to teamjackson
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Russ!
Russ AND Iron Man !!
Posted on 2/28/24 at 10:53 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 2/28/24 at 11:50 pm to teamjackson
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I have huge hands
Same here, born that way
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huge nuts
You know how I know you are old without you telling me you are old!
(welcome to old age, where gravity put your nuts on the floor)
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